Balthazar Getty -- What Have I DONE?

The days of making out with a hot, topless, 27-year-old Sienna Miller in an Italian chateau are long gone -- now Balthazar Getty is back in the real world, tending to his brood and trying to find the meaning of life in a pack of theater-bought Goobers.

But give the dude his props -- he's a real good dad.