Paris Hilton -- Kosher Moron

1. Hello dumbass!

Posted at 9:31AM on Apr 28th 2009 by Terri

2. Eating Paris is worse than eating swine.

Posted at 9:32AM on Apr 28th 2009 by Kay

3. How sad that somebody this dumb is looked up to by some people

Posted at 9:32AM on Apr 28th 2009 by badjuju813

4. her ignorance is ALMOST adorable =/

Posted at 9:32AM on Apr 28th 2009 by jonelle

5. the only meat she eats is what is between her daddy's legs.

Posted at 9:33AM on Apr 28th 2009 by Kevin

6. stupid is as stupid does...does have hundreds of millions of dollars /shesh

Posted at 9:43AM on Apr 28th 2009 by omg!

7. 28 years old, 28 YEARS OLD!!!!!!! I can't help screaming that! WHEN will this woman ever get some dignity? We are laughing at you Paris not with you. Is this all she is ever going to do with her insignificate life? 28 years old!!!!!

She texts, shows her ass, makes stupid reality show, attends fashion shows, drinks coffee, talks on her cell and shops. Is that enough? Really? What a waste of space this woman is.
I can't believe she has never gotten it that all these supposed stars she hangs with, the interveiwers, when she walks away from them they laugh at her, can't she see this yet?

Posted at 1:17PM on Apr 28th 2009 by huh

8. "I don't eat that"...hmmm bet she felt a little embarrassed when she figured it out or asked someone what it was.....

Posted at 9:57AM on Apr 28th 2009 by Platinum Rain

9. She is truly an idiot!!


Paris, stop staring at yourself in the mirror and turn the television on msnbc, cnn, hln, fox or some f!cking news channel and educate yourself. Or, pick up a newspaper and have someone read it to you!

Posted at 9:59AM on Apr 28th 2009 by lls

10. PROOF POSITIVE THAT SPECIAL EDUCATION OFFSPRING TROLL THE STREETS OF BEVERLY HILLS. HER GENETIC COMPOSITE IS AN ANOMALY.

Posted at 10:04AM on Apr 28th 2009 by The Gooze

11. Dumber than a box of rocks. My apologies to boxes of rocks everywhere

Posted at 10:05AM on Apr 28th 2009 by Navy wife

12. Money definately cannot make you smart. This girl is ugly and dumb thats a dangerous combination. Wasn't for money she would be nothing.

Posted at 10:11AM on Apr 28th 2009 by SamIam

13.
She is such an idiot!

Posted at 10:14AM on Apr 28th 2009 by Dahlink

14. ISN'T HER MOTHER EMBARRASED THAT HER DAUGHTER TURNED OUT TO BE EXACTLY LIKE HER? AND HOW DOES THE IDIOTS' HUSAND/FATHER FIGURE IN THIS VOMITOUS EQUATION? THIS IS ABOUT THE HIGHEST-CLASS TRAILER TRASH TO BE FOUND. WHAT PRECISELY HAS THIS DIMWIT DONE FOR THE HUMAN RACE--EXCEPT TO BORE THE SH*T OUT OF IT? (RHETORICAL QUETION.)

Posted at 10:19AM on Apr 28th 2009 by The Maven

15. oh, who cares. i didn't know how someone could contract it until i saw it on the news this morning...that's the first thing i thought too was that you get it from eating pork...you all just pick on her because she's paris...i'm sure not ONE of you knew how you could catch it until you heard it on the news...

Posted at 10:24AM on Apr 28th 2009 by anthonysdreamgirl**