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Paris Hilton -- Expert in Porkology

4/30/2009 10:22 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

In a desperate effort to prove she isn't as dumb as that stupid hat on her head, Paris Hilton told us she's finally "studied up" on the swine flu enough to be "scared of it." Welcome to last week.

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31.

ripped-off_by_mj_a-to-z    

she knows as much as the rest of us and that is enough reason ro be scared! now who caused it and how can it be stopped? in the mean time thankyou paris for being a bright and pleasant moment in my life.

1979 days ago
32.

Fan Since 2007!!!    

Boooobbbeeeeee!!!!...

Booobbbeeeee ooooooooo!!!! bobbyozone, where are yewwwwww!!!!??
Anyone see super Paris fan "bobbyozone" around here? I've been wanting to apologise to him ,
Seems he was right about Paris having a stalker (according to "carrie" from an earlier post) that valdates her popularity.
He was right. I was wrong. Go figure. Booobbbeeee!!!! Fooorrrrgiiiivvvve meeeee!!!!! Booobbeeee!!!!! BAAWWWBEEEEE!!!!

1979 days ago
33.

Anita    

What? Trying on hats? Off with her head.
You people are all nuts and need a new hobby besides hating on Paris. Better yet, get a life.

1979 days ago
34.

jerian    

what the hell is on this dumb bitches head paris YOU LOOK LIKE BIG BIRD..AND THAT YELLOW PIECE OF CRAP ON YOUR HEAD IS NOT HELPING THAT BIG ASS BEAK OF A NOSE OF YOURS YOU DUMB WHORES NEED TO KICK ROCKS..YOU LINDSEY AND YA BONEY HOMIE NICOLE TELL THAT HO SHE NEEDS TO EAT SHE IS AFTER ALLL HAVING ANOTHER TROLL...

1979 days ago
35.

Michael Jackson's Voice    

I would say Dumber Then A Box Of Rocks... but the box of rocks has a higher I.Q. then Paris... for that matter a pile of poop has a higher I.Q. then Paris ( High School Drop Out ) Hilton. Why do you give this idiot any kind of air time all she is is a TRUSTFUND SPOILED BRAT who is willingly STUPID. She acts as if she has no clue about this virus and that you have to eat pig to get it... She must not watch the news, listen to the radio, or talk to any other humans on earth. She chosess to be stupid and thats just anoying. I just wish that the press would STOP giving this CelebriNOT air time or press. This idiot has NEVER worked an honest day in her life! And choses to be ignorant and make that be known. She is out once again driving on drunk driving charges and still has not any kind of leagl licence. hmmmm Why not report on something worth while... like how people are trying to PREVENT the spread of this Flu and not waist time on this low class tramp!! She is just RETARDED!!!

1979 days ago
36.

whatthefrig    

This is called an "exercise in futility." (That is FUTILITY) NOT FERTILITY!! God help us all!!!!

1979 days ago
37.

Divashels    

HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will post nice things about her when she pays me too like all other who defend her on these posts I will say wonderful things about her BUT that costs money PAY UP PARIS !!! by th by what does she pay all of you who posted ?

1979 days ago
38.

,    

LOL@ #5

I'm sure there are pop up books about herpes too.

1979 days ago
39.

Aussie Suck Rou Nuts    

So when is her next porn film out, can't wait.

1979 days ago
40.

anonymous    


She looks so tacky! And the yellow hat looks so tacky, too! No one doesn't care about Paris anymore. Give us a break, TMZ!

1979 days ago
41.

molly    

Looks like Big Bird has really hit the skids.

1979 days ago
42.

Quantum    

Just like she studied the bible while incarcerated but couldn't quote one scripture on Larry King.

1979 days ago
43.

Wizzer    

You know, if you guys would stop paying attention to her, and stop plastering her mug all over the web, the newspaper, and TV, she'd stop being famous for no reason, and she'd go away. You make fun of her, but it's your fault she's there in the first place.

1979 days ago
44.

eloc    

Her superficial celebrity time is up. She used to bother me, but now she's just sad.

1978 days ago
45.

Scott    

The girl is dumber than a box of rocks.

1978 days ago
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