BBQ Joint: Swine Flu Keeps Folks from Piggin Out

Paris Hilton isn't the only mega-moron who thinks you can get swine flu from eating pork -- we talked to people at a classic BBQ place in Arizona, who pretty much told us the only thing more infectious than S.F. is stupidity.

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The folks at Porky's BBQ said their number one seller -- the juicy, tasty, mouth-watering pulled pork -- has dropped in sales by 40 percent since the "epidemic" struck Earth.

Another BBQ pit in L.A., The Oinkster, has even resorted to telling customers that they "offer BBQ pulled pork without a side of swine."



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1. why are you sleeping with married men cleolagunas ? with kids no less, just wait till his sons turn 18! and are single! ok

Posted at 2:11AM on May 1st 2009 by being spyed on and conned makes ppl do bad shit

2. What do you expect to happen when you name a flu pandemic after a meat product. Watch sales of Quarter Pounders drop if you called it Beef Flu, or fast food Chicken if you called it Chicken Flu.

Posted at 3:57AM on May 1st 2009 by avoidz

3. see, harvey, americans really are THAT DUMB!!LOL!

Posted at 3:58AM on May 1st 2009 by noyankhere

4. What do you expect to happen when you name a flu pandemic after a
meat product. Watch sales of Quarter Pounders drop if you called it
Beef Flu, or fast food chicken if you called it Chicken Flu.

Posted at 3:58AM on May 1st 2009 by avoidz

5. FLAVORS OF THE WEEK:
1. Curly Tail Ripple
2. Peppermint Pig
3. Swiny Creme Supreme
4. Sloppy Mess Mix
5. Chewy Chocolate Pen Pucks
6. Grunty Granola
7. Mystery Mulch Swirl
8. Light As Methane Cone
9. Licky Licky Ham

Posted at 4:23AM on May 1st 2009 by Polarbear

6. Paris Hilton is a carbuncle on the a$$ of America.

Posted at 5:45AM on May 1st 2009 by The Truth

7. I cook meals for my 89 year old mother and every time the news tells of a food scare, that food gets taken off the list of foods she will eat. I am getting very limited because she just took pork off the list. The economy could be a reason for the lack of customers.

Posted at 7:45AM on May 1st 2009 by Linda Mott

8. muti-million dollar sells looses says that many many people feel pork AN`T safe to eat.It is possible to get the flu from uncooked pork sorry to tell you DMZ or from anyone who has been around that pig.Like where it started at... a pig feed lot in mexico.HILTON is a billionares kid and knows how to stay alive...I would bet my money on her in a TMZ VS hilton DMZ battle.PORK ON THAT! making bacon

Posted at 8:35AM on May 1st 2009 by MAKING BACON with HILTON in paris

9. PIgs can get the flu from humans and THats what I`am fear N.

Posted at 8:46AM on May 1st 2009 by MAKING BACON

10. The funny thing is, the originality of this new 'swine flu' is a pig farm in Mexico OWNED by an american firm. Guess they could be a little lax on the health regulations, save a couple bucks ey! Don't always blame the other guy!!!

Posted at 9:27AM on May 1st 2009 by I'm just saying

11. The reason that thir sales are down here in Mesa AZ is because their Food is Terrible... one of the worst BBQ places I have ever eaten at,

Posted at 9:57AM on May 1st 2009 by Kerry In AZ

12. you people are all ignorant! you cant get swine flu from eating pork!

Posted at 10:40AM on May 1st 2009 by smarter

13. If that Mexican didnt get horney and screw one of his pigs we wouldnt be in this situation.

Posted at 11:08AM on May 1st 2009 by Lex Lex

14. Note to self, Don't ever eat at a restaurant that calls it's customer base "Stupid". The only thing more infectious than stupidity is WORD OF MOUTH!!!! Stop eating at Porky's, I'm sure there's a place right up the street that sells BBQ.

Posted at 11:08AM on May 1st 2009 by Trav

15. Jews don't eat pork either.

So that must make them the real mega-morons. That and Harvy'd crew of gayy boytoys.

Posted at 11:16AM on May 1st 2009 by BD

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