Comedian Robert Schimmel was arrested this morning for allegedly committing felony domestic violence.
Cops got a call to come to Schimmel's Calabasas home at around 12:30 AM. They observed physical marks on his wife. Law enforcement tells us there was an argument that allegedly turned violent.
Schimmel, a big comic who has appeared on Howard Stern's show many times, is being held on $50,000 bail.
1. Nice! Another wife beater.
Posted at 9:38AM on May 2nd 2009 by dj
2. DIRT BAG
Posted at 9:42AM on May 2nd 2009 by LOCK HIM UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY
3. LOOKS LIKE HE BEAT HIMSELF UP ALONG THE WAY....GOOD GOD!! LIKE A STINKY, WEATHERED, WORN-OUT METH-USER.
LOOKS LIKE A ROYAL SMART-SH*T,ALSO.
GOOD! DESERVES TO BE IN JAIL.
Posted at 10:09AM on May 2nd 2009 by i like tater tots
4. NO PLEA BARGANS! THIS GUY NEEDS TO BE HAMMERED AS HARD AS THEY CAN. THIS COUNTRY AND THE COURT SYSTEM HAS GOT TO START MAKING EXAMPLES OF THESE GUYS WHO CALL THEMSELVES MEN. I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THE DISRESPECT GUYS AROUND THIS WORLD ARE SHOWING TO WOMEN. IT'S AS IF IT'S SOME KIND OF SICK SPORT. HAMMER HIM!!!!!!!! HAMMER HIM HARD!!!!!!
Posted at 10:26AM on May 2nd 2009 by justsaying
5. Well ain't you the BIG MAN. You F**king pussy! How about a bunch of us stop by your house real soon and beat the f**k out of your sorry ass. Douche Bag.
LEAVE HIM HONEY - HE'S NOT WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 10:34AM on May 2nd 2009 by Dee
6. He also thinks Howard Stern has turned into Imus !!!!
Posted at 10:38AM on May 2nd 2009 by Hank
7. Comedians are some of the most miserable people in real life you will ever meet.
This is not unusual...
Posted at 10:39AM on May 2nd 2009 by Say Who
8. Did the wench wash and iron his shirts or not?
I need more information.
Posted at 1:29AM on May 4th 2009 by leave the gun, take the cannolis.
9. haha it's the imus douche
Posted at 11:40AM on May 2nd 2009 by BaBaBooey
10. I think he is a douche for marrying one of his daughter's friends.
I bet this has to do with the wife's Pottery class teacher.
Posted at 11:56AM on May 2nd 2009 by Quemical
11. This guy is also the voice of Triumph The Insult Comic Dog on the Conan show.
Posted at 12:47PM on May 2nd 2009 by Benny Barnes
12. Robert SMIGEL is Triumph's voice, Benny.
Posted at 7:27PM on May 2nd 2009 by S Patron
13. DIDNT SCHIMMEL HAVE THAT HUGE POW WOW WITH HIS DAUGHTER AND HER GF BACK IN THE DAY?? LMAO! THAT WOULD'VE BEEN A GREAT REALITY TV SHOW. USED TO LISTEN TO THAT ON STERN ALL THE TIME. =)
Posted at 2:53PM on May 2nd 2009 by 3 hot chics & 1 pimpin gangsta
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Oops. That's www.FamilyLawCourts.com/countylosangeles.html
Posted at 3:05PM on May 2nd 2009 by Jenny
15. Another Tears of a Freaking Clown....these comics like the one poster already said tend to be absolulte miserable human beings---drunk,drug addicted, obsessive compulisive, insenstive, sociopathic types....when the lights on they can come alive, but 99% of their lives, the lights are not on and they are miserable and at times dangerous to those they supposedly love.
This man doesnt need more jokes to tell, he needs to go find a Soul. His dirty act has grown tiresome. He survived cancer, now find the strength to go survive this, by starting to live without hurting those you supposedly love with your words, your actions and your fists.
Bet all those laughs with Stern are actually the cover up for the tears and insecurity you feel inside.
Jerk
Posted at 3:07PM on May 2nd 2009 by Tears of a Clown
