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Are Those Song Birds in Your Pants ... ???

5/6/2009 8:23 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

In this case ... a bird on the leg might be worth 10 in the clink.

crazy socks

You're looking at an official photo of some dumbass named Sony Dong who tried to smuggle 14 songbirds into LAX on a commercial flight from Vietnam. Feds moved in on the guy when they noticed bird feathers and droppings on his socks. When they rolled up his pant legs, feds could barely believe what they saw...

But here's where it gets really sad -- feds had been tracking the guy since December, when they found an abandoned suitcase at LAX, checked by Dong, which contained 18 birds ... five of which were dead.

Launch photosWhen they saw that Dong was scheduled to travel to Vietnam in April, they waited for him when he got off the plane -- and swooped in for the bust.

Dong has been charged with three counts of illegally importing wildlife, three counts of importing goods by means of false statement and conspiracy. If convicted, Dong could do up to ten years in a cage of his own.

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Conspiracy Idiots    

I didn't think I would be laughing after i clicked on this story but the comments are making stuff come out of my nose I'm laughin' so hard. Begonia that was hilarious!
On a serious note though, I will never understand man's obsession with owning wild animals. Asians eat them and Americans want to own them. Asians peel them alive and Americans wear them. Blech.

1893 days ago
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Reta    

I'd gladly strap his dong to the bottom of my welder's boots!!

1893 days ago
18.

molly    

They ought to take some of those dead birds and cram them up his barnhole. What an idiot.

1893 days ago
19.

why?    

It's true what they say, you can't fix stupid.

1893 days ago
20.

jenntuition    

where's the animal cruelty charge?!

1892 days ago
21.

Jake    

Look its Perez Hilton! Bahaha

1892 days ago
22.

Chris Brown is so last Year    

PEOPLE LIKE THIS SHOULD BE CASTRATED !!!

Inhumane b**tards!!!!! THAT IS SICKENING AND VERY SAD

POOR POOR THINGS

1892 days ago
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233    

I hope this cruel ass goes to prison, is wrapped in a net and hung on a full sun wall for his bid. F$%^#@ A hole!!!

1892 days ago
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jeanelle    

not in my taste

1151 days ago
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