Jean-Claude's Body -- Van Damme!!!

1. Yummy!

Posted at 9:39AM on May 18th 2009 by Sugar Cookie

2. Finally! A REAL man with a hairy chest! Ditto the Yummy!

Posted at 9:41AM on May 18th 2009 by susie

3. Finally ! A REAL man with a hairy chest, ditto that YUMMY.

Posted at 9:43AM on May 18th 2009 by susie

4.

Ick. The guy is such a sex perv. Keep him....and his bod. Ha-ha-ha!

Posted at 9:50AM on May 18th 2009 by OCD

5. His face looks like Ryan Seacrest in a year to two.

Posted at 9:53AM on May 18th 2009 by RLB

6. I would have paid a pretty penny to see Chuck Zito (OZ-Chuck Pancamo) knock this guy flat on his ass and stone cold unconscious! He flapped his mouth and Chuckie shut it......with his fist!

Posted at 9:54AM on May 18th 2009 by K.O

7. K.O. SHUT YOUR MISINFORMED MOUTH .IF YOU WEREN'T THERE YOU DON'T KNOW THE STORY,YOU PANTY LINER.

Posted at 10:01AM on May 18th 2009 by van damme

8. How come TMZ never posts any sexy Christina Applegate pictures? I wanna see her topless.

Posted at 10:07AM on May 18th 2009 by Cleveland-West_Side

9. The deed he’s most famous for was when he decked Belgian action hero Jean-Claude Van Damme at a Manhattan strip club in February, 1998.

"The man who calls himself The Muscles from Brussels went down like a sack of potatoes and curled up in the fetal position after taking a blow from his former bodyguard," read an article in The Globe. "This ain’t the movies!" Zito reportedly shouted as Van Damme lay in a heap, "This is the street, and I own the street!"

"[Van Damme] is just a very arrogant and disrespectful person," Zito told the New York Post, whose front-page headline was JEAN-CLAUDE VAN SLAMMED! "He was saying, ‘Chuck Zito doesn’t have any heart.’ There are people who will take that kind of abuse. I am not one of them," claimed the man who came to be known as "The Van-Damminator."


---It's a well known fact. Even Van Douche admitted it, but not happily! It was what made Zito famous. I can't help it if you're too stupid to know the facts! You whiny scrotesac!

Posted at 10:08AM on May 18th 2009 by K.O

10. The pic speaks for itself. This Guys image, reality, and Celeb-appeal are so'oooo intimidating to most men. This Guy is so much smarter than CA Gov "Arnold". His genetic shelflife exceeds Chuck Norris's and while he seems to be a "player" he has 3 children. Jack La lane surely had an influence on Jean. I'm sure every time he's out with his wife other Women GAWK whether or not they know he's a successfull actor. I'm sure he's a sinner and a Christian.

Posted at 10:26AM on May 18th 2009 by jen2k

11. MORE LIKE VAN DOUCHE

Posted at 10:37AM on May 18th 2009 by djgodmother

12. K.O.,i'd love to see you in reallife, i'm sure you're a real tough guy. You lil bitch.HIDE BEHIND YOUR KEYBOARD.

Posted at 10:32AM on May 18th 2009 by van damme

13. Say what you want about Van Damme but he's still working 20 years later. Only 80s action star still standing with Stallone

Posted at 10:44AM on May 18th 2009 by Rhino

14. Now I know you're a pansy! Only a pansy issues lame threats over a blog! Trust me, I'm no pansy like you are! Look at how upset you're getting! And you're either stupid or a liar, as I just proved. That beatdown is quite well known!

Posted at 10:51AM on May 18th 2009 by K.O

15. van Damme would whoop Bale's a$$....like in an imaginary competition kind of way...

Posted at 12:00PM on May 18th 2009 by celebrity fight club