Twenty-one years after he did "Bloodsport," Jean-Claude Van Damme's body is still kickin'. 
The 48-year-old dude was in Cannes this weekend to promote an upcoming flick ... one that Steven Seagal reportedly decided to pass on.
5/18/2009 10:19 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Jean-Claude's Body -- Van Damme!!!
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Ick. The guy is such a sex perv. Keep him....and his bod. Ha-ha-ha!
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I would have paid a pretty penny to see Chuck Zito (OZ-Chuck Pancamo) knock this guy flat on his ass and stone cold unconscious! He flapped his mouth and Chuckie shut it......with his fist!
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K.O. SHUT YOUR MISINFORMED MOUTH .IF YOU WEREN'T THERE YOU DON'T KNOW THE STORY,YOU PANTY LINER.
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How come TMZ never posts any sexy Christina Applegate pictures? I wanna see her topless.
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The deed heâs most famous for was when he decked Belgian action hero Jean-Claude Van Damme at a Manhattan strip club in February, 1998.
"The man who calls himself The Muscles from Brussels went down like a sack of potatoes and curled up in the fetal position after taking a blow from his former bodyguard," read an article in The Globe. "This ainât the movies!" Zito reportedly shouted as Van Damme lay in a heap, "This is the street, and I own the street!"
"[Van Damme] is just a very arrogant and disrespectful person," Zito told the New York Post, whose front-page headline was JEAN-CLAUDE VAN SLAMMED! "He was saying, âChuck Zito doesnât have any heart.â There are people who will take that kind of abuse. I am not one of them," claimed the man who came to be known as "The Van-Damminator."
---It's a well known fact. Even Van Douche admitted it, but not happily! It was what made Zito famous. I can't help it if you're too stupid to know the facts! You whiny scrotesac!
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The pic speaks for itself. This Guys image, reality, and Celeb-appeal are so'oooo intimidating to most men. This Guy is so much smarter than CA Gov "Arnold". His genetic shelflife exceeds Chuck Norris's and while he seems to be a "player" he has 3 children. Jack La lane surely had an influence on Jean. I'm sure every time he's out with his wife other Women GAWK whether or not they know he's a successfull actor. I'm sure he's a sinner and a Christian.
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K.O.,i'd love to see you in reallife, i'm sure you're a real tough guy. You lil bitch.HIDE BEHIND YOUR KEYBOARD.
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Now I know you're a pansy! Only a pansy issues lame threats over a blog! Trust me, I'm no pansy like you are! Look at how upset you're getting! And you're either stupid or a liar, as I just proved. That beatdown is quite well known!
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van Damme would whoop Bale's a$$....like in an imaginary competition kind of way...
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Wow...It seems HIV infection has not done to much damage to him or Billy Bob Thornton..Good for them both. But you can always tell in the face.....Modern Medicine is a WONDERFUL thing isn't it'?!?!?!?!?
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He's a gorgeous man and no one does a better split ... man or woman!!!
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