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Jean-Claude's Body -- Van Damme!!!

5/18/2009 10:19 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Twenty-one years after he did "Bloodsport," Jean-Claude Van Damme's body is still kickin'.

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The 48-year-old dude was in Cannes this weekend to promote an upcoming flick ... one that Steven Seagal reportedly decided to pass on.

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Dixie    

Yummy!

1947 days ago
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OCD    



Ick. The guy is such a sex perv. Keep him....and his bod. Ha-ha-ha!


1947 days ago
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RL    

His face looks like Ryan Seacrest in a year to two.

1947 days ago
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Party 'till you die!    

I would have paid a pretty penny to see Chuck Zito (OZ-Chuck Pancamo) knock this guy flat on his ass and stone cold unconscious! He flapped his mouth and Chuckie shut it......with his fist!

1947 days ago
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artie help    

K.O. SHUT YOUR MISINFORMED MOUTH .IF YOU WEREN'T THERE YOU DON'T KNOW THE STORY,YOU PANTY LINER.

1947 days ago
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Cleveland-West_Side    

How come TMZ never posts any sexy Christina Applegate pictures? I wanna see her topless.

1947 days ago
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Party 'till you die!    

The deed he’s most famous for was when he decked Belgian action hero Jean-Claude Van Damme at a Manhattan strip club in February, 1998.

"The man who calls himself The Muscles from Brussels went down like a sack of potatoes and curled up in the fetal position after taking a blow from his former bodyguard," read an article in The Globe. "This ain’t the movies!" Zito reportedly shouted as Van Damme lay in a heap, "This is the street, and I own the street!"

"[Van Damme] is just a very arrogant and disrespectful person," Zito told the New York Post, whose front-page headline was JEAN-CLAUDE VAN SLAMMED! "He was saying, ‘Chuck Zito doesn’t have any heart.’ There are people who will take that kind of abuse. I am not one of them," claimed the man who came to be known as "The Van-Damminator."


---It's a well known fact. Even Van Douche admitted it, but not happily! It was what made Zito famous. I can't help it if you're too stupid to know the facts! You whiny scrotesac!

1947 days ago
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jennifer2000    

The pic speaks for itself. This Guys image, reality, and Celeb-appeal are so'oooo intimidating to most men. This Guy is so much smarter than CA Gov "Arnold". His genetic shelflife exceeds Chuck Norris's and while he seems to be a "player" he has 3 children. Jack La lane surely had an influence on Jean. I'm sure every time he's out with his wife other Women GAWK whether or not they know he's a successfull actor. I'm sure he's a sinner and a Christian.

1947 days ago
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Corey Feldman is the king of douche!    

MORE LIKE VAN DOUCHE

1947 days ago
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artie help    

K.O.,i'd love to see you in reallife, i'm sure you're a real tough guy. You lil bitch.HIDE BEHIND YOUR KEYBOARD.

1947 days ago
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Party 'till you die!    

Now I know you're a pansy! Only a pansy issues lame threats over a blog! Trust me, I'm no pansy like you are! Look at how upset you're getting! And you're either stupid or a liar, as I just proved. That beatdown is quite well known!

1947 days ago
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yer mom's soo effin hot!!    

van Damme would whoop Bale's a$$....like in an imaginary competition kind of way...

1947 days ago
13.

someone    

He looks really good after all these years!

1947 days ago
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London not England    

Wow...It seems HIV infection has not done to much damage to him or Billy Bob Thornton..Good for them both. But you can always tell in the face.....Modern Medicine is a WONDERFUL thing isn't it'?!?!?!?!?

1947 days ago
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Kitty Angel    

He's a gorgeous man and no one does a better split ... man or woman!!!

1947 days ago
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