Woody Allen Settles -- Jew Owe Me Five Mil

1. don't F with Woody, he'll slice your ballsoff. Great gentleman even if he does like em on the young side.

Posted at 11:04AM on May 18th 2009 by artie help

2. O VAY.... FIRST AGAIN SUCKERS!!!

Posted at 11:05AM on May 18th 2009 by toofastforyou!

3. Does anybody under 30 know who Woody Allen is, oh, besides his wife?

Posted at 11:04AM on May 18th 2009 by Cleveland-West_Side

4. Good for the Wood man!!!

You cant just plaster someone's face on the wall and say that they represent your product when they don't.

The system works. And TMZ--why did you get a comment from that big-mouth CEO from the Apparel Company? He was a big talker a few weeks back when he tried to defend putting some that doesnt work for him on his billboard. Lets see how he's talking now---$5,000,000.00 poorer. Owned.

Posted at 11:06AM on May 18th 2009 by AlexReager

5. Sry for the typo's...

You cant just plaster someone's face on the wall and say that they represent your product when they don't.

The system works. And TMZ--why DIDNT you get a comment from that big-mouth CEO from the Apparel Company? He was a big talker a few weeks back when he tried to defend putting SOMEONE that doesn't work for him on his billboard. Lets see how he's talking now---$5,000,000.00 poorer. Owned.

Posted at 11:08AM on May 18th 2009 by AlexReager

6. They didn't doctor his image to make him look like a rabbi. That was an actual scene from Annie Hall. It won best picture. Maybe you could try--oh, I don't know--actually knowing what you're talking about when you report on something.

Posted at 11:30AM on May 18th 2009 by June

7. TOOSOFTFORYOU, you stated fri. that you were retirng your TAG, i threw a party on your behalf.

Posted at 11:30AM on May 18th 2009 by artie help

8. Very nice Harvey, you must be really proud of your heritage, JACKASS!!!

Posted at 11:33AM on May 18th 2009 by tkennedy

9. Good for him.

Posted at 11:33AM on May 18th 2009 by Atlanta Private Investigator

10. ARTIE, I WILL RETIRE THE TAG WHEN YOU STOP ORALLY PLEASURING MEN, WHICH WILL NEVER HAPPEN.

Posted at 11:38AM on May 18th 2009 by toofastforyou!

11. "Jew Owe Me Five Mil" is an offensively inappropriate headline. Just continue to feed the Jew/Money/Greed mill... classy, TMZ. Taken out of context, as all things are, this is fodder for the myriad anti-semites. Think what you want about Woody, but he rightfully won this case.

Posted at 11:46AM on May 18th 2009 by humbert

12. TOOSOFTFORYOU, believe it or not i'm starting to find a spot in my heart for you.

Posted at 11:47AM on May 18th 2009 by artie help

13. only the lordy lord would know why on earth they would have combined the features of those two together??

Posted at 11:54AM on May 18th 2009 by Freudless

14. Mia Farrow should have sued this pervert for having sexual relations with his own adopted daughter then moving her in while underage and marrying her. Woody is a pervert!!!

Posted at 11:56AM on May 18th 2009 by Mia Is Pissed

15. Woody, Soon-Yi and Mia should be on Jerry Springer.

Posted at 12:02PM on May 18th 2009 by Cleveland-West_Side