Don't you just hate it when you're sitting around in your bathrobe, playing backgammon with your son, blonde bombshells at your beck and call -- and the cops show up and ruin the whole thing?
That's exactly what happened last night to Playboy main man Hugh Hefner. He was enjoying said game of backgammon with his son Marston (a Thursday tradition) when a slew of cop cars rolled up to the Playboy Mansion. Turns out the po-po received a call that shots were fired and came to see what was going down.
Alas, the call was wrong -- the only shots being fired were of the backgammon variety.
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(Page 1 of 2) | 1 | 2 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsTHIS SHRIVELED OLD PRUNE HAD HIS RAISIN IN THE SUN, GO AWAY GRACEFULLY YOU OLD DOUCHE, NOTHING WORSE THAN NOT KNOWING WHEN TO FOLD THEM.
It beckon cal not beck and call you idiot. Why don't you hire some writer who can actually write!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it's beckon call not beck and call. Get some writers that can spell!!!
ANOTHER ILLITERATE TMZ REPORTER DOES IT AGAIN..............."...AT YOUR BECK AND CALL..."'
TRY "BECKON" VS. "BECK", YOU DOLT! DOESN'T TMZ SUBMIT ALL CUB REPORTERS TO A SPECIAL EDUCATION ENTRANCE EXAMINATION WITH ACCOMPANYING ENGLISH APPTITUDE REVIEW SKILLS? OBVIOUSLY NOT, AND THIS REFLECTS ON SUPERVISION AND MANAGEMENT NOT DOING THEIR JOB.
THAT'S RIGHT, TMZ. CONTINUE YOUR ARCHED MARCH OF THE LEMMINGS TO YOUR NEW BOOK,
"DUMBING DOWN OFAMERICA"
I love when Playboy trots him out with that sailor hat and tries to market Hef as some kind of octogenarian stud. The illusion breaks down when he has a dementia moment during an interview: "I think I'm scheduled to have more girlfriends. I have to check with the office."
Everything from the parties to the girlfriends are a corporate marketing arrangement.
THese sternies are mean people who have no feelings:
PUFFiIN ! Hef does look a little bit like a Puffin , you know, those big beaked birds that you will find on old craggy rocks out in the ocean on the EAST COAST . Or does he look more like the cereal PUFFINS ? you decide
pleaze...does anyone buy H.H. song & dance about his lifestyle ???
there's no fool...like a old fool...and he's both...
it's becoming embarrassing just watching him and his granddaughters...sorry...i mean girlfriends !!!
This is essentially the "weekend at bernies" remake, with hef.
Hey dont knock HEF..after all, he is the FATHER of Whoreism, Skankism,, who, all by himself has RELEGATED WOMANHOOD to 3RD class human beings- creating a whole new bussiness of VULGAR CULTURE of SEXISM--And for this, he is "idolized" ????? WTF is this country thinking????? More over what are these women thinking?????
If the term 'beck and call' had originated prior to the 14th century we we would presumably now say 'beckon and call'. It didn't though and the first recorded use of 'beck and call' in print is in McLaren's Sermons, 1875:
Hef is awesome leave him alone. You just wish that you could be surrounded by beautiful women all damn day long!
















