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Mr. Olympia Salutes Memorial Day with Gun Show

5/25/2009 11:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The man attached to the gargantuan appendage is 2x Mr. Olympia Jay Cutler...

Mr Olympia
... and yesterday at the Wet Republic pool in Vegas, he proved that if you work hard enough, and put enough laboratory-enhanced substances into your system, you too could own a limb that's freakishly bigger than your head.

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31.

i still hate retards    

32. Ok - TWO THINGS - FIRST - THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ROID RAGE. Do you realize how many people do steroids and are perfectly normal??? Millions. If there was a thing such as roid rage, this whole country would be a disaster. Every teenager and young men I know have tried steroids and have been on them at least 3 times. It's a myth.

TWO - YOUR PENIS DOES NOT SHRINK WHEN YOU ARE ON STEROIDS. YOUR NUTS SHRINK. THEY SHRINK BECAUSE YOUR BODY DOES NOT NEED TO PRODUCE SPERM DUE TO YOU ARTIFICIALLY PLACE THEM IN TO YOUR BODY. THEY ONLY SHRINK UNTIL YOUR CYCLE IS UP. ONCE ITS UP, YOUR NUTS RETURN TO NORMAL SIZE. THE SIZE OF YOUR PENIS NEVER CHANGES. EVER !

Posted at 2:13PM on May 25th 2009 by Matt

matt, my friend, me thinks you doth protest too much. and you know too much--do you have a smal penis?

1792 days ago
32.

jdog    

duhuhuh, i lift, uh, heavy, stuff......duh duh....
duhuh duhuh, I stuff heavy things......in my chest.....and elsewhere...

1792 days ago
33.

K    

My nuts shrank just by looking at him. New super hero...Sucks all the testrosone out of the air from all the guys aound him.

Side effects...he now has a camel toe......

1792 days ago
34.

aquanet    

They both look like cartoon characters.
So natural looking,
Both should spend more time developing his and her minds, than this fake plastic image.

Its funny to see how insecurities physically manifests themselves.

1792 days ago
35.

bobbyozone    

And as for Ms. Thang, she probably puts Paris Hilton to shame as an attention whore. You couldn't PAY me to have sex with her, much less be seen with her!

Sad.


Posted at 12:50PM on May 25th 2009 by SpellChamp
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why is it always about paris, paris doesn't have fake tits. you couldn't say she's worse than megan fox, or heidi, or audrina.
and guess what?
that woman is hot, in her, "use me hard like a porno sex toy way"
you couldn't pay me not to do that woman time and time again if she gave me the chance. she may be a plastic fantastic bimbo, but i bet she knows how to play hide the sausage.

1792 days ago
36.

billyboyhere    

I thought the Bears signed Jay Culter? Whose this imposter?

Arent these the same type that end up killing their families in a rage when the lights are turned off?

Wasnt Shockey at this same event, at Wet Republic , before he went to the Hard Rock and passed out?

They're all on the stuff and they're all drugged. Where in gods name is Roger Goodell? Chasing down Black NFLers but looking the other way for White ones who obviously are juicing and using illegal drugs.

1792 days ago
37.

Lucy    

GROSS!!!

1792 days ago
38.

Emma    

uugh there is absolutley nothing attractive about those two...

1792 days ago
39.

shetan    

ewwwwwww.....................

1792 days ago
40.

Heinrich    

I can't wait to take a look at the liver during his autopsy.

1792 days ago
41.

Rob    

I would take his body and "f" the chick he is with.... screw all you liberal haters.

1792 days ago
42.

.............    

Yuck!!! A cave troll and Gollum with boobs and bleached hair!!

1792 days ago
43.

Kelvin    

She needs a sandwish!

1792 days ago
44.

wtf    

there's something wrong with a person, mentally wrong- mentally sick-, who is SO obsessed with exercise that they spend all day long lifting weights.

it's as crazy as those anorexic chicks that look like zombies.

the funny thing is i bet this guy thinks he's REALLY healthy, when in reality he's probably a few workouts away from a heart attack/stroke.

did anyone see "The Wrestler", or anyone notice how early these giant roided-out dudes drop dead?

i think people like this look as freakish and must be as crazy as people who weigh 600 lbs.

1792 days ago
45.

Sharona    

Steroids always make your pee pee soft....or looking at Whoopi Goldberg

1792 days ago
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