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I'm A Celibate Celebrity

5/30/2009 12:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Instead of marking the end of all decency, culture and civility, the leaked rules of the new show "I'm A Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here!" are actually pretty positive.

I am a celebrity

The show, starring Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Steven Baldwin, Janice Dickinson, and other examples of America's best and brightest, puts "celebrities" in the Costa Rican jungle and makes them survive on their own ... with only their wits, survival skills and an entire production team closely monitoring their condition to help them.

The guidelines for the show -- obtained by the NY Daily News -- ban drug use, racism, bullying and sex. That's right, no sex. Which means, from a practical perspective, no breeding. There is absolutely no way that any of these people, during the course of the show, will procreate or multiply.

And for that ... thank you, NBC.

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SpawnOfAzazel    

As if anyone will watch the show anyway.

1979 days ago
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hamilTonyan    

celebate masterbate same thing

1979 days ago
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tannabgood    

Ferocious jungle beasts + Speidi and the rest = the only way I would ever watch this crap.

1979 days ago
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rgdownes    

Who thinks any of these people are celebrities, besides themselves?

1979 days ago
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Ashlee    

i don't believe spencer pratt has a penis anyway. he might be with his "wife" but i don't think they have to worry about any nookie. as many times as i've seen them "kissing" for papparazzi photo ops, i still don't believe they ever bumped uglies.

1979 days ago
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Kelvin    

Oh Spencer and Heydi r Celebrities.....I think i didn't get the memo!!....

1979 days ago
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Brother Harold, S.J.    

IT'S UTTER CRAP LIKE THIS THAT IS TURNING PEOPLE TO CABLE TV.

1979 days ago
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Nameless    

I see the list of all the douchebags on the show. Where is the list of actual celebrities?

1979 days ago
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j    

I think this sounds fun if they really have to survive on their wits and producers enforce it...no behind the scenes star treatment.

1979 days ago
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Suck My Bronze.    

I'm a TV viewer.
Get me out of here!

1979 days ago
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Puleeeez    

More CRAP TV, just what we need!

1979 days ago
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dii    

I hope a snake eats Heidi and Spencers insides.

1979 days ago
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ROBIN BURD    

After 20+ yrs.of studying,writing and using psychology in my daily life...it defies logic that TV shows like this are still being conceived,ha ha.And,lets all take a second 2 pray that heidi and spence for once follow the rules-no sex.And, yes you can have a PH.d and loveTMZ! Without TMZ my patients wouldn't have a happy DR.Thanks,

1979 days ago
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Shell    

This show was on a few years ago, had Cris judd and melisaa rivers as some celebs, dont remember who else. It was an ok show.

1979 days ago
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PEPSI Generation    

PHddd`s and study club do NOT a writer make SO SORRY>>rewrite it for me WOOD yas!.

1979 days ago
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