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I'm A Celibate Celebrity

Posted May 30th 2009 11:45AM by TMZ Staff

Instead of marking the end of all decency, culture and civility, the leaked rules of the new show "I'm A Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here!" are actually pretty positive.

I am a celebrity

The show, starring Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Steven Baldwin, Janice Dickinson, and other examples of America's best and brightest, puts "celebrities" in the Costa Rican jungle and makes them survive on their own ... with only their wits, survival skills and an entire production team closely monitoring their condition to help them.

The guidelines for the show -- obtained by the NY Daily News -- ban drug use, racism, bullying and sex. That's right, no sex. Which means, from a practical perspective, no breeding. There is absolutely no way that any of these people, during the course of the show, will procreate or multiply.

And for that ... thank you, NBC.

Tags: costa rica, CostaRica, heidi and spencer, HeidiAndSpencer, im a celebrity get me out of here, ImACelebrityGetMeOutOfHere, janice dickinson, JaniceDickinson, spencer pratt, SpencerPratt, stephen baldwin, StephenBaldwin

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1. As if anyone will watch the show anyway.

Posted at 1:07PM on May 30th 2009 by SpawnOfAzazel

2. celebate masterbate same thing

Posted at 1:17PM on May 30th 2009 by HmlTonyn

3. Ferocious jungle beasts + Speidi and the rest = the only way I would ever watch this crap.

Posted at 1:27PM on May 30th 2009 by tannabgood

4. Who thinks any of these people are celebrities, besides themselves?

Posted at 1:28PM on May 30th 2009 by ronnie

5. i don't believe spencer pratt has a penis anyway. he might be with his "wife" but i don't think they have to worry about any nookie. as many times as i've seen them "kissing" for papparazzi photo ops, i still don't believe they ever bumped uglies.

Posted at 1:58PM on May 30th 2009 by Ashlee

6. Oh Spencer and Heydi r Celebrities.....I think i didn't get the memo!!....

Posted at 2:20PM on May 30th 2009 by Kelvin

7. IT'S UTTER CRAP LIKE THIS THAT IS TURNING PEOPLE TO CABLE TV.

Posted at 2:45PM on May 30th 2009 by Vera Vommitt

8. No bullying? And Janice Dickinson is going to be on the show...yeah right?
Heidi and Spencer...I say split them up and see if they can survive.

Posted at 2:39PM on May 30th 2009 by regankrueger

9. I see the list of all the douchebags on the show. Where is the list of actual celebrities?

Posted at 3:26PM on May 30th 2009 by Initial_G

10. I think this sounds fun if they really have to survive on their wits and producers enforce it...no behind the scenes star treatment.

Posted at 3:31PM on May 30th 2009 by Jacqueline

11. I'm a TV viewer.
Get me out of here!

Posted at 4:26PM on May 30th 2009 by Nielsen Ratings.

12. More CRAP TV, just what we need!

Posted at 6:57PM on May 30th 2009 by AAARRRGGGHHH

13. I hope a snake eats Heidi and Spencers insides.

Posted at 7:47PM on May 30th 2009 by Christina Christensen

14. I want to see how Janice Dickinson eats Speidi alive!!!!! I have NEVER seen such publicity hos! They will be the first voted out! They are so fake!

Posted at 9:24PM on May 30th 2009 by syrlar

15. After 20+ yrs.of studying,writing and using psychology in my daily life...it defies logic that TV shows like this are still being conceived,ha ha.And,lets all take a second 2 pray that heidi and spence for once follow the rules-no sex.And, yes you can have a PH.d and loveTMZ! Without TMZ my patients wouldn't have a happy DR.Thanks,

Posted at 10:08PM on May 30th 2009 by ROBIN BURD

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