MTV -- Too Many Bitches, Not Enough Seats

5/31/2009 11:20 AM PDT

MTV -- Too Many Bitches, Not Enough Seats

What's the difference between the MTV Movie Awards and a high school cafeteria at lunchtime? Nothing.

The producers of the show had an insane time managing all the various egos and cliques while trying to make the seating chart for the show. For example, says the NY Post, Whitney Port once dissed "Twilight" and its star Kristen Stewart by saying the movie was "really bad" and Stewart was "one-dimensional" -- which means Stewart has one more dimension than Port.

Other alleged feuds include everyone on "The Hills" vs. Audrina Patridge, everyone on "The Hills" vs. Paris Hilton, and the Disney stars (Miley Cyrus, Zac Efron, etc.) vs. the Nickelodeon stars (Miranda Cosgrove and Keke Palmer).

None of these feuds have the juice of a Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie/Jennfier Aniston reunion, but a good bitch fight is always fun.