Nice Porsche Gets Dinged by Danza

1. Gee Harvey, your boy Keith Lewis couldn't even hold it together against Geraldo and was forced to admit that Carrie did not, in fact, miss a single appearance? LOL!!!! You really need to tighten the belt at your Neo-Gay Nazi weekly meetings. Can't wait to see your coverage of this BREAKING NEWS plastered all over the site. Since you're fair and balanced, and especially honest, right Harvey?

LOL, I love knowing how raging pissed off you are that you can't get a single cowardly, POS, cheapass lie to stick against this girl. She's still making a fool of you even now. You radicals are f'n ridiculous and deserve this embarrassment. :)

Posted at 8:29AM on Jun 15th 2009 by lame duck Harvey

2. That car's not a real Porsche. Cheap crappy boxster.

That mini is worth about 5 times the pretend-Porsche.

Posted at 12:44AM on Jun 15th 2009 by Sparky

3. That's not a real Porsche. Cheap crap Boxter is a pretend-Porsche.

The Mini is worth about 10x as much.

Posted at 12:46AM on Jun 15th 2009 by Sparky

4. HARVEY, HOW DID YOU PICK UP THIS STORY SO FAST. I SAW IT ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE TIMES. EH, WHILE I'M HERE MELVIN GIBSON IS ANTI SEMETIC.

Posted at 1:08AM on Jun 15th 2009 by JUDGE

5. TD should pay in full to fix it, no questions asked, Im sure if TD could afford a Porsche he would be mad as hell if any one even touched it.

Posted at 5:45PM on Jun 15th 2009 by E.

6. why is he bowlegged? he looks like he just got it up the ass...

Posted at 1:38AM on Jun 15th 2009 by brit

7. danza is like a Double-D-List Celebrity. my box of Triscuits has more celebrity factor than this 80's has-been closet-case.

Posted at 1:40AM on Jun 15th 2009 by alyssa milano is sorta ok, but danza isn't, but you'd suck his dick if it was 2am and there wasnt anything else close by......

8. A person with even some amount of moral compass would leave a note. Someone without one would take the d-bag route. This is a good and simple test of this. D-bag Danza failed this test!

Posted at 2:49AM on Jun 15th 2009 by Nutshell

9. TMZ should pay for any ding. You guys harrass these people, then set them up, and act like you've got nothing to do with it. Right. It's like the moron pap that threw himself in front of Britney Spears' car and now he's suing her....she should have run the SOB over, then backed up the car, and run the jerk over again.

Posted at 3:04AM on Jun 15th 2009 by Truth Detective

10. This tish happens to regular people's cars all the time and no one has ever bothered to leave me a note. As Truth Detective says you guys should foot the bill, you distracted him. Anyway, we park in public parking spaces at our own risk

Posted at 3:38AM on Jun 15th 2009 by Too EZ

11. So TMZ is always to blame when a star screws up? I bet you are the same people who always try to point a finger at someone else when you make a mistake or screw someone over. What a loser way of looking at life and you'll suffer for it!

Posted at 3:45AM on Jun 15th 2009 by Really?

12. Screw the Porsche owner. He can afford that car, he can afford to buff out a door ding.

Posted at 4:36AM on Jun 15th 2009 by snickers

13. It's possible the Porsche Boxster owner is poor. You can easily get a 10 yr old Boxster in good condition for less money than a 5 year old Honda Civic.

Remember: the Boxster is a pretend-Porsche. That's why they're worth almost nothing.

Posted at 5:11AM on Jun 15th 2009 by Sparks

14. Charles is not in charge

Posted at 8:15AM on Jun 15th 2009 by Camel Lights

15. I have dont that to other cars, and if there is no damage, just leave- he did look. Besides, I was told by a police officer, even if you damage a car in a parking lot, the persons car that is damaged, has to file with their insurance to get it fixed, even though you damaged it.

Posted at 8:34AM on Jun 15th 2009 by Jazz