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Mayer Burns Perez on Twitter

Right before going to bed last night, Perez Hilton and John Mayer shared a heated exchange on, well, Twitter of course.

"From the heart," Mayer writes to Perez, "what you experienced these last 24 hrs is a profound lack of control. You can't blog the world, my friend."

The argument consisted of over a dozen saucy back-and-forth posts. Perez tirelessly defends his honor while Mayer suggests better ways Perez could have handled the situation with Will.I.Am, going as far as to cite rules of the Israeli martial art, Krav Maga.

Here's a taste:

Mayer: Perez Hilton's video statement is so long that by the end of it his cut healed.

Perez: That's real funny! Ha ha! And I'm sure you also think I "deserved" to get hit!

Mayer: I also want to train you in an old martial art called "Never Call A Black Dude a F**got Jitsu."


Perez: Dude, I get it. I GET IT. But it's not f**king funny to me. Karma would be me losing my site and going bankrupt or what have u.

And as if the whole world coming down on the sassy blogger weren't enough, Mayer tops off his beef by calling Perez a "dumb sh*t."

Wow. Who knew John Mayer had it in him?



Tags: black eyed peas, BlackEyedPeas, blogger, blogging, fight, john mayer, JohnMayer, perez hilton, PerezHilton, twitter, will i am, WillIAm

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31. Like John Mayer really knows anything. He just wants the attention,he hasn't been getting lately.

Posted at 2:16PM on Jun 23rd 2009 by Pink Dahlia

32. Mario got what he deserved. I laughed my butt off watching this fat, pig nosed crying and saying "violence is not the answer". What a load Mario. You spew vicious things about under aged girls on your "blog" and draw disguisting pictures on peoples faces. What did you think was going to happen? I know Mario, you thought you'd be the queen of hollywierd, going to parties and hanging with gorgeous people. Instead, you just get uglier and fatter. Mario cried more over that itty bitty scratch under his eye than I did breaking my arm in two places. Mario you are NOT Paris Hilton, you are NOT a journalist, you are NOT even entertaining. You are a pathetic LOSER!

Posted at 2:17PM on Jun 23rd 2009 by I hate Mario

33. STOP CRYING PEREZ!!!! it's obviously you commenting here!!! too ashamed to say your name... i'll keep on reading your blogs but i will not miss you on tv, which by 3,2,1 NOW has turned his back on you...as you know celebrity doesn't turn his back on each other... you were harmless fun ..now your a liability... bu bye!

Posted at 2:16PM on Jun 23rd 2009 by YOU ARE REALLY NOT SMART

34. I saw the tweets - which were more than what was referenced here. Mayer had valid points all along the way but Perez didn't want to hear it. If somebody isn't feeling bad for him, Perez doesn't want to know about it. It's not right that Perez was hit yet he conducted himself in a way, that night, that contributed to the situation and made a bad situation worse. Just because he was the one hit doesn't absolve him from taking responsibility for his part in creating the drama.

Posted at 2:17PM on Jun 23rd 2009 by Genjerleigh

35. Cary Prejean must be laughing her supple yet tight little ass off right now. Karma is a bitch!

Posted at 2:17PM on Jun 23rd 2009 by RIGHTIOUS POOP

36. Perez's real name is Mario Armando Lavandeira. What a wannabe. He spews his hateful blogs under a fake name. Dont think you can find more of a douchebag coward than this wimp

Posted at 2:19PM on Jun 23rd 2009 by BEP#1

37. Perez needs to lose his site and go bankrupt that would serve him right for all the hateful things he has said in the past, go cry somewhere else you loser. You make money off of other people, go away already...............

Posted at 2:58PM on Jun 23rd 2009 by sick of the hype

38. Sorry guys for being rude and gay to John. John and I go way back even before I was out of the closet. I deserved the a$$ kicking. Thanks for reading my stupid blog and me talking crap about gorgeous women like Carrie.

Posted at 2:22PM on Jun 23rd 2009 by Perez Hilton

39. Mayer just removed himself off of my list of a-holes.

Thanks John for reminding Perez that he isn't the center of the world.

Posted at 2:23PM on Jun 23rd 2009 by Tbone

40. I just want to know why Perez was tweeting that he needed the cops instead of calling them himself? If he's broadcasting his distress to his tweeps, he obviously has access to a communication device.
Ridiculous. Just ridiculous.

Posted at 2:23PM on Jun 23rd 2009 by TiredOfTheInnernets

41. What is an 8 letter word that means the exertion of physical force so as to injure or abuse?

Clearly, sometimes violence is indeed the answer then isn't it. This would also have been one of those times.

Hopefully the dojo for 'I also want to train you in an old martial art called "Never Call A Black Dude a F**got Jitsu.' is next to a donut shop so Perez can refuel after his intense training sessions though

Posted at 2:31PM on Jun 23rd 2009 by Eh

42. i can't believe hilton is acting like such a victim in all this after seeing video of the fracas. he was practically begging to get punched. maybe it's all a publicity stunt

Posted at 2:24PM on Jun 23rd 2009 by jim

43. I can't believe Perez doesn't think he had this coming to him. I don't think he deserved to get hit, but the man has been bashing celebrities for the past few years. Something like this was bound to happen. Not everyone has the ability to laugh at themselves and I guess "Will.I.am." took Perez too seriously. Maybe Perez will lighten up on slamming celebrities before another celebrity slams his face again.

Posted at 2:25PM on Jun 23rd 2009 by George

44. WHERE IS CHRIS CROCKER??? THAT VIDEO PEREZ POSTED WAS (IN PEREZ LINGO) HIGHlarious! I'M SORRY BUT HE HAD IT COMING ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, KARMA WHATEVER IT IS... WHEN PEOPLE HAVE A BIG MOUTH LIKE HE DOES SOMEONE IS BOUND TO BUST IT! NOW HE'S CRYING ABOUT IT... HATS OFF TO JOHN MAYER FOR TELLING HIM LIKE IT IS!

ONE MORE THING... HOW DOES QUEEN PEREZ CALL WILL I.A.M A FAGGOT???

MAKE ANOTHER VIDEO PEREZ THAT WAS COMEDY!!!

Posted at 2:25PM on Jun 23rd 2009 by Stooopid Perez

45. I HATE THAT A$$HOLE PEREZ !!! This is definately Karma kicking him in the behind ! YES - HE DID DESERVE TO GET HIT !! I hate Perez !! I hate Perez

Posted at 2:27PM on Jun 23rd 2009 by EFF OFF PEREZ

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