James Franco dropped out of giving the UCLA graduation speech this year after a "scheduling conflict" -- and that whole falling asleep in class incident -- but this is what it would have sounded like. WARNING: Explicit language!
1. I am speechless. Are they giving out degrees these days, or what?
Posted at 9:45AM on Jul 9th 2009 by What?
2. Masters Degree in Dooshbags.
Posted at 9:58AM on Jul 9th 2009 by superchunk
3. Hahahaha....He wrote this while asleep at NYU or Columbia (which school was he attending)!!!?!!!! Sounds like he has a couple of MJ's doctors on speed dial!
Posted at 9:59AM on Jul 9th 2009 by Mememememememe
4. IT IS AMAZING THE OPPORTUNITIES THAT ARE GIVEN TO CUTE, VAPID, STUPID WHITE BOYS & GIRLS (THIS TOOL, HEIDI & SPENCER, PARIS HILTON AND THE LIKE...)......ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.........
AND UCLA ACTUALLY CONSIDERED LETTING THIS TWIT GIVE A COMMENCEMENT SPEECH....SMARTEST MOVE THEY EVER MADE CANCELING HIM....
AND HE'S THE ONE WITH THE HOUSE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS.....FRIGGIN AMAZING?!?!?!?!?!
Posted at 9:59AM on Jul 9th 2009 by Kevin
5. It was hilarious. Man some of you guys are BITTER. Don't Hate.
Posted at 10:06AM on Jul 9th 2009 by MADRADDER
6. I love him he's so freaking sexy! People need to lighten up........ It was supposed to be funny (obviously)
Posted at 10:13AM on Jul 9th 2009 by Haven't thought of a usre name yet
7. R.L. Stien!! FREAKING HILARIOUS!
Posted at 10:21AM on Jul 9th 2009 by glowbugger
8. Who the hell would want to compare themselves with a moronic, big earred, blue lipped, teleprompter reading, anti-American/pro-terrorist douchebag that's never had a real job in his life?
Posted at 10:29AM on Jul 9th 2009 by loyd
9. THAT WAS AMAZING. AND HILLARIOUS. DAMN HE'S A NATURAL.
Posted at 10:37AM on Jul 9th 2009 by Melissa Gomez
10. It's a joke people!!!
Posted at 10:39AM on Jul 9th 2009 by watch what you write
11. It's a joke people!!
Posted at 10:41AM on Jul 9th 2009 by watch what you write
12. Idiots, this was posted on Funny or Die. It's not serious. Man, people are stupid. How do most of you even operate computers? Freakin' mouth-breathers. And Loyd, at least the current president can read from a teleprompter. The last one could not even pronounce teleprompter, let alone read from one. Calm down and don't go all "nuculer." Bitter little troll.
Posted at 10:41AM on Jul 9th 2009 by It's on Funny or Die, morons
13. It shows how dim some of you are that you can't see sarcasm when it's right in your face. This was freakin' hysterical. Gay people didn't have jobs until James did "Milk?" Did carrie precum, former miss california, write that line?
Posted at 10:45AM on Jul 9th 2009 by James Franco is freakin' HOT, I'd do him
14. I'm surprised at the number of people that don't realize this is a joke. Well, maybe I'm not surprised.
TEAM FRANCO!
Posted at 1:54PM on Jul 9th 2009 by NatalieTO
15. This was so funny. The jet pack, people can be doctors because of the movie Milk, and R.L. Stine being his favorite author!!! (He wrote the Goosebumps series.) I love it when famous people poke fun at their images. So humanizing.
Posted at 10:50AM on Jul 9th 2009 by dinsdale
