James Franco dropped out of giving the UCLA graduation speech this year after a "scheduling conflict" -- and that whole falling asleep in class incident -- but this is what it would have sounded like. WARNING: Explicit language!
I am speechless. Are they giving out degrees these days, or what?
Hahahaha....He wrote this while asleep at NYU or Columbia (which school was he attending)!!!?!!!! Sounds like he has a couple of MJ's doctors on speed dial!
IT IS AMAZING THE OPPORTUNITIES THAT ARE GIVEN TO CUTE, VAPID, STUPID WHITE BOYS & GIRLS (THIS TOOL, HEIDI & SPENCER, PARIS HILTON AND THE LIKE...)......ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.........
AND UCLA ACTUALLY CONSIDERED LETTING THIS TWIT GIVE A COMMENCEMENT SPEECH....SMARTEST MOVE THEY EVER MADE CANCELING HIM....
AND HE'S THE ONE WITH THE HOUSE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS.....FRIGGIN AMAZING?!?!?!?!?!
It was hilarious. Man some of you guys are BITTER. Don't Hate.
I love him he's so freaking sexy! People need to lighten up........ It was supposed to be funny (obviously)
Who the hell would want to compare themselves with a moronic, big earred, blue lipped, teleprompter reading, anti-American/pro-terrorist douchebag that's never had a real job in his life?
Idiots, this was posted on Funny or Die. It's not serious. Man, people are stupid. How do most of you even operate computers? Freakin' mouth-breathers. And Loyd, at least the current president can read from a teleprompter. The last one could not even pronounce teleprompter, let alone read from one. Calm down and don't go all "nuculer." Bitter little troll.
I'm surprised at the number of people that don't realize this is a joke. Well, maybe I'm not surprised.
TEAM FRANCO!
This was so funny. The jet pack, people can be doctors because of the movie Milk, and R.L. Stine being his favorite author!!! (He wrote the Goosebumps series.) I love it when famous people poke fun at their images. So humanizing.
I turned it off after 30 seconds. I know it was satire...but it was sheer idiocy and not funny at all. Probably getting a degree in sociology, communications ...or haircombing 101.
In terma of "Funny" or "Die".....This clip is very much a "DIE B*TCH DIE!!!"
-UCLA Grad
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