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Franco's Canned UCLA Speech: 'I'm Like Obama'

7/9/2009 2:48 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

James Franco dropped out of giving the UCLA graduation speech this year after a "scheduling conflict" -- and that whole falling asleep in class incident -- but this is what it would have sounded like. WARNING: Explicit language!


Thanks to FunnyorDie.com for giving Franco a forum to compare himself to the President, take credit for gay people becoming doctors and telling students to "go out and make babies."

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What?    

I am speechless. Are they giving out degrees these days, or what?

1746 days ago
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superchunk    

Masters Degree in Dooshbags.

1746 days ago
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Mememememememe    

Hahahaha....He wrote this while asleep at NYU or Columbia (which school was he attending)!!!?!!!! Sounds like he has a couple of MJ's doctors on speed dial!

1746 days ago
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London not England    

IT IS AMAZING THE OPPORTUNITIES THAT ARE GIVEN TO CUTE, VAPID, STUPID WHITE BOYS & GIRLS (THIS TOOL, HEIDI & SPENCER, PARIS HILTON AND THE LIKE...)......ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.........

AND UCLA ACTUALLY CONSIDERED LETTING THIS TWIT GIVE A COMMENCEMENT SPEECH....SMARTEST MOVE THEY EVER MADE CANCELING HIM....
AND HE'S THE ONE WITH THE HOUSE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS.....FRIGGIN AMAZING?!?!?!?!?!

1746 days ago
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MADRADDER    

It was hilarious. Man some of you guys are BITTER. Don't Hate.

1746 days ago
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Haven't Thought Of A Name!!!    

I love him he's so freaking sexy! People need to lighten up........ It was supposed to be funny (obviously)

1746 days ago
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glowbugger    

R.L. Stien!! FREAKING HILARIOUS!

1746 days ago
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hahahahahha!!!!!    

Who the hell would want to compare themselves with a moronic, big earred, blue lipped, teleprompter reading, anti-American/pro-terrorist douchebag that's never had a real job in his life?

1746 days ago
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who gives a shit    

It's a joke people!!

1746 days ago
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Avenge, revenge, whatever    

Idiots, this was posted on Funny or Die. It's not serious. Man, people are stupid. How do most of you even operate computers? Freakin' mouth-breathers. And Loyd, at least the current president can read from a teleprompter. The last one could not even pronounce teleprompter, let alone read from one. Calm down and don't go all "nuculer." Bitter little troll.

1746 days ago
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Natali    

I'm surprised at the number of people that don't realize this is a joke. Well, maybe I'm not surprised.

TEAM FRANCO!

1746 days ago
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dinsdale    

This was so funny. The jet pack, people can be doctors because of the movie Milk, and R.L. Stine being his favorite author!!! (He wrote the Goosebumps series.) I love it when famous people poke fun at their images. So humanizing.

1746 days ago
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Wombat    

I turned it off after 30 seconds. I know it was satire...but it was sheer idiocy and not funny at all. Probably getting a degree in sociology, communications ...or haircombing 101.

1746 days ago
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Beckee    

OMGSH this is hilarious! lmao

1746 days ago
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Dannyboy3D    

In terma of "Funny" or "Die".....This clip is very much a "DIE B*TCH DIE!!!"

-UCLA Grad

1746 days ago
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