Franco's Canned UCLA Speech: 'I'm Like Obama'

7/9/2009 2:48 AM PDT
James Franco dropped out of giving the UCLA graduation speech this year after a "scheduling conflict" -- and that whole falling asleep in class incident -- but this is what it would have sounded like. WARNING: Explicit language!

Thanks to for giving Franco a forum to compare himself to the President, take credit for gay people becoming doctors and telling students to "go out and make babies."