Amanda Beard -- Master of Her Own Domain

1. Yikes!

Posted at 1:18AM on Jul 14th 2009 by mrez golucky

2. A gutter slut worried about her reputation....
She is not a stripper.... she is a dancer!

Posted at 1:22AM on Jul 14th 2009 by Greasy@Fifty

3. I'll be her daddy...and I think she's going to be a baaaad little girl : )

Posted at 1:26AM on Jul 14th 2009 by wombat

4. She should create a website: www.I-SUE-YOU.com

Posted at 1:29AM on Jul 14th 2009 by wong@frog.cc

5. ONE LOOK AT HER PICTURE AND THE FOLLOWING IS IMMEDIATELY OBVIOUS: SHE HAS PROBABLY SLEPT WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS ON A DESPERATE LONELY SUNDAY NIGHT, SHE WILL STEAL YOU ATM CARD AND CHECKBOOK IF YOU'RE NOT LOOKING, SHE HAS SYPHILIS AND HERPES AND GONORRHEA, SHE JUST SUCKED OFF YOUR DAD, HER VAGINA IS DRIPPING WITH YOUR UNCLE'S SEMEN...........ETC.........ETC...................THEN SHE WANTS TO TRY TO BE LEGIT BY GOING TO COURT??????? WHAT A WHORE!!!!!!!!!! GIVE HER THE DEATH PENALTY, PLUS COURT COSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:38AM on Jul 14th 2009 by SHE IS THE MOST TRAGIC WHORE IN AMERICA, OK PROBABLY THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, WHO IS THIS SKANKY WHORE??????????????

6. Look at the gum hanging in her mouth. Ain't that so damn classy?

Posted at 1:44AM on Jul 14th 2009 by nira k

7. Here is the real story about Scumbob and Godaddy

Posted at 1:35AM on Jul 14th 2009 by Dirtdaddy

8. THIS WHORE LOOKS LIKE SHE IS SO DESPERATE FOR CO*K, LOOK AT HER MOUTH, SHE'S BEGGING YOU TO INSERT SO SHE CAN SWALLOW. LOOK AT HER EYES, IT'S LIKE ALL SHE'S LOOKING AT IS THAT DI** SO SHE CAN GET PREGNANT AND TIE YOU DOWN TO ALIMONY FOR LIFE LIKE AN EVIL WHORE. ALSO LOOK AT THOSE TEETH, NO NATURAL PERSON HAS TEETH LIKE THAT, THEY ARE FAKE TEETH AND SHE BOUGHT THEM BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT YOU WOULD LOVE HER MOVE WHILE THEY WERE WRAPPED AROUND YOUR DI**. SADLY, MOST MEN THINK LIKE THIS. ITS REALISTIC BECAUSE MOST REPUBLICANS THINK LIKE THIS IN THEIR REPRESSED JESUS BIBLE MISERY, THEY ALL VOTED FOR PALIN OUT OF A FANTASY TO SLEEP WITH HER. THIS WHORE IS JUST SUCH A DESPERATE WHORE THAT I DONT EVEN HAVE WORDS.

Posted at 1:54AM on Jul 14th 2009 by BROWN NOSE

9. hi im amanda beard

im a female douchebag

Posted at 2:01AM on Jul 14th 2009 by enderrrrr

10. i've never heard of her. but she is definitely a douchebag. i would never let her suck my beautiful eleven inch penis.

Posted at 2:16AM on Jul 14th 2009 by who is this broad?

11. Sorry, my memory banks are rusty on this one, but I seem to recall an Amanda Beard in some sort of weird, pressing legality from long long ago, so do you think it's the same one?

I also heard that Michael Jackson never injected Debbie Rowe with anything, Amy Winehouse has changed some lyric to "overdue, overdue, overdue" from "no, no, no", and that someone's been seen moonwalking to the variety stores in a remote area of Thailand recently. Kind of weird there, too!

Posted at 3:29AM on Jul 14th 2009 by PolarBear

12. GoDaddy loves to stir up controversy for promotional/publicity purposes. It's their main form of advertising. Bob Parsons is the real whore here.

Posted at 10:45AM on Jul 14th 2009 by Hey Nonny Mouse

13. I wonder if her beard smells like Tuna?

Posted at 12:58PM on Jul 14th 2009 by John Galt for President 2012

14. Who cares? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MEGAN FOX?

Posted at 11:27AM on Jul 14th 2009 by aldo

15. I would so hit it.

Posted at 11:40AM on Jul 14th 2009 by sailbyme