Fiddy's Fortress -- Back on Da Market

1. First!

Posted at 1:32AM on Jul 21st 2009 by Keith

2. WHAT A B!TCH, iF I HAD YOUR MONEY I WOULD RULE THE WORLD.

Posted at 1:33AM on Jul 21st 2009 by shatmaster2

3. OHMY GOD..who cares~ maybe in this economy he might just get nothing like most people trying to sell their homes right now. Poor guy..I hope he has enough to eat..tonight.

Posted at 1:43AM on Jul 21st 2009 by KB

4. He flies his own Helicopter. Why can't he just fly into N.Y. Use somebodies helipad somewhere. With all the money in N.Y. that doesn't seem like such an impossible request.

Posted at 1:51AM on Jul 21st 2009 by winenroses

5. so you're telling me stripper poles in a house is not a great selling piece?

Posted at 9:07AM on Jul 21st 2009 by mehere

6. Remember that episode of MTV Cribs with 50? Those 4 Ferraris were rented for the day from a man in Connecticut and the Helicopter probably was too. He may be rich, but he is still fake.

Posted at 2:00AM on Jul 21st 2009 by Lamborghini

7. Why don't you give us an update on how that skanky druggie whore Misha Barton is doing in the loony bin?????

Posted at 2:01AM on Jul 21st 2009 by Danny

8. Why cant he just wait a couple of years until the market gets better??

Posted at 2:11AM on Jul 21st 2009 by steph

9. idiot why buy this thing to start with. moron

Posted at 7:24PM on Jul 21st 2009 by mooom

10. this sounds familiar remember mc hammer? i see bankrupt next.

Posted at 2:53AM on Jul 21st 2009 by pinkfloyd

11. 6. AH HA! I'm waiting for all the darkness haters to start in on 50. You $hit brains will never, ever, ever, ever have $$$$ like this N. Hate all you want. It will never elevate your trailer trash lives. How can this black man do better than you lilly whites? Easy. He's obviously way smarter and better than you. Imagine that. Go ahead. Call him a gorilla, call him a monkey, whatever your racist minds can think up that you think is clever and cute, then look yourself square in the mirror and convince yourself that you're superior to him and people like him just because of your pink, pimpled, pu$$y face.

Don't forget to FLUSH the toilet when you're done crapping on yourselves.
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I am not a racist and I am not a hater........but he would have to pay me money for me to have sex with him....I am not a prostitute either he is just an ugly looking man, who just was at the right place at the right time to get his record contract. People in the record business are not making money as they used thanks to the internet so he is not making the dough like he used to. MTV does not play videos like they used to....only in the mourning and on demand. You can watch videos on YouTube and they don't get paid for that. He is not that smart and did i mention that HE WAS A DRUG DEALER YOU DOUCHE!

Posted at 3:01AM on Jul 21st 2009 by My 3 Cents

12. Real estate is going to continue the price decline for at least the next six years before leveling off. 50 iq wants to unload before the next leg down. If this dork decorated it, I'm sure it looks like a nightmare inside.

Posted at 3:12AM on Jul 21st 2009 by The Truth

13. What a dumbass. With all that money, why not retire and live in that big-ass house. 2-hour commute? It's not like he has a 9-5 job he has to keep to pay the bills.

@6 - You can wipe the Fiddy sh.it stain off your nose now.

Posted at 4:45AM on Jul 21st 2009 by snickers

14. What an idiot.

Posted at 5:14AM on Jul 21st 2009 by I Will Take Being Born White Any Day - Thats Worth Much More To Me, #6

15. UGLY...Looks like a old age home

Posted at 7:55AM on Jul 21st 2009 by L.S