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Madonna's Naughty Bits Up for Grabs

7/29/2009 1:05 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

We know ... it's no shocker that some kinky Madonna memorabilia happens to be floating around -- the market is flooded with the stuff -- but that doesn't mean these naughty Madonna auction items aren't interesting to thumb through.

Madonna's Naughty Bits Up for Grabs

Among the 489 celeb items up for sale on www.gottahaverockandroll.com are some of Madonna's old love letters, raunchy answering machine recordings to her former lover Jim Albright, and a 15-minute extended scene from her '93 flick "Dangerous Game" -- recorded for Albright's eyes only.

An auction spokesman tells us the tape shows a topless Madonna appearing to snort cocaine and inhale nitrous oxide.

The auction -- which also includes goodies like Jimi Hendrix's first ever contract (for $1), tons of Beatles stuff and a bitchin' Janis Joplin mug shot -- ends Aug. 5.

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wondering    

Madonna says she's never used Drugs. BUSTED, madge!

1851 days ago
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chicken head    

wonder if they have she c*m stained sheets
what a WHORE!!!!!!!!!!

1851 days ago
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skankstain.com    

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...

1851 days ago
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Steph    

Unreal


http://www.littlegirlmart.com
for the little things in life

1851 days ago
5.

bob    

Photo number 36,is that your full frontal penis harvey

1851 days ago
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California Cowboy    

Why is this article headed by Madonna? there is alot of stuff being autioned from
The Beatles, Janis, Elvis etc...

Going thru the photos makes me miss John Lennon and The Beatles even more!

1851 days ago
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WillOTheWisp    

Who in their right mind would want that skanky crap? You'd have to wear a space suit just to handle that mess. Every male in the world has deposited their bodily fluids in them. YUK! I believe she has a book about it! PEW!

1851 days ago
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Look at all the WJ spermette cheerleaders on TMZ. WJ rahrahrah!    

Maybe she's going to auction off her "apparent" coke nose?

1851 days ago
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Elaine    

Ew. She's nas-assty. Who wants to see that?

1851 days ago
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crystal    

I would love to have some of Madonnas kinky garbs. I am sick and tired of my husband telling that I look like a washed up hag in a Moo Moo and granny drawls.... I try to be sexy, i just bought a pair of spandex shorts with a spandex tube blouse, but he complained about that too, cause he says my gut hangs all over the place..now, I know my feet are not attractive, I have corns an bunions, and my toenails are thick, but I do polish them to look pretty, well as pretty as they can be....well, my husbnd hates my feet, calls me claws, and tells me to eatmy corns....anyways, not going to rant anymore, but I would love to get some of Madonnas sexy kinky outfits

1851 days ago
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liz    

All that stuff and the pornography book she wrote---I'll bet her children are real proud of her!!!!

1851 days ago
12.

balls    

balls

1851 days ago
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frogs and gravel    

Many years ago, I saw Madonna in Playboy Magazine (And I was on the job!!!) Anyway, She looked
like a total DOG. She really did look awful, enough to make a person celibate.

When she got into her
early and late 30's though she did look much better, One of the few people I can think of who got better with age.

Now, of course, she should just take her millions and give up singing all together,

1851 days ago
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Woo Hoo!!!!    

She probably still snorts cocaine. She's probably doing some sort of drugs that are messing up her head if she thinks looking like the Grim Reaper is sexy.

1851 days ago
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janicebyrne01    

Who cares about this has been? Leave her alone to wallow in her massive ego. Her children must be so proud...NOT!!!

1851 days ago
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