Screech Rakes In Serious Dough at Pizza Place

We were all prepared to shred Dustin Diamond when we discovered he booked a comedy show at a small town pizza joint this past weekend -- turns out Screech is the one laughing ... all the way to the bank.

Dustin Diamond
TMZ has learned the former "Saved by the Bell" dork got paid $2,000 for a 2-night stand-up gig at Listrani's -- a local pizza place-turned-comedy club in Arlington, Virginia.

Besides the paycheck, the pizza joint also forked over enough dough to cover ...


...Diamond's airfare and hotel room.

But the investment paid off, Diamond sold out both shows -- although the "theater" only fit 50 people.

As for Diamond's show -- we're told he spent a good part of his act ripping his former "SBTB" castmates and trashing his own suspender-wearing alter-ego ... could make for an awkward reunion.

Just a few more cheesy gigs and Screech should be able to pay off that $21,000 the IRS says he owes.

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1. first

Posted at 3:07PM on Aug 4th 2009 by i am me

2. Normally they fit 75 people in the theater...but Screech was there...

Posted at 3:08PM on Aug 4th 2009 by doyouhearabellringing?

3. Too bad he's not a woman, he could have divorced and had 18 years of tax free income. Men are suckers.

Posted at 3:08PM on Aug 4th 2009 by Strong, Independent Woman Seeking Child Support

4. It would be nice to see TMZ support our troops! They are buring a solider in Arlington this coming week. He was shot 30 times in the chest after a towel head planted a roadside bomb, than the pussyfied taliban ran up on the wounded soldiers and shot them all to death. Seriously Our soldier are my Celebrities, They do more than any of these hollywood asses could ever amount to! Sincerley, Proud Marine Sister!

Posted at 3:11PM on Aug 4th 2009 by kristy

5. This guy made an ass of himself on Celebrity Fit Club.. I cannot STAND his arrogant dumb ass

Posted at 3:11PM on Aug 4th 2009 by mj forever

6. Dustin is nothing but a loser! No wonder they decided to leave him out of the Save by the Bell reunion. He needs to be tossed in a hole with Heidi and Spencer and have it filled in with cement. I hope the IRS rake his balls over hot coals!

Posted at 3:13PM on Aug 4th 2009 by TraumaQueen63

7. Did he get to bang any of the girls from SBTB?

Posted at 3:14PM on Aug 4th 2009 by The Man

8. Like we all care about this arrogant ass. TMZ , dont waste your time and web space on this nobody, please !!!!!

Posted at 3:15PM on Aug 4th 2009 by Sue

9. What a pathetic loser. A pizza place is probably the only place he can sell out. They must have been giving away free pizza's that night too if you went.

Posted at 3:16PM on Aug 4th 2009 by paisly

10. Mmmm....look at his big onion! Yummie!

Posted at 3:20PM on Aug 4th 2009 by CLEVELAND GUY WESTSIDE TOO POOR FOR CHAGRIN FALLS BEECHWOOD

11. I wouldn't eat anything I knew had been in the same building as this disgusting MF.

Posted at 3:20PM on Aug 4th 2009 by lost in lalaland

12. Hey

I live not far for there..

Dang I missed the Show.... Not that I think he is funny,,,at all.....

Guess I was saved By Not the Bell, But Not Knowing about it..... lol

Posted at 3:22PM on Aug 4th 2009 by Right

13. #10.... what??? lol

Posted at 3:24PM on Aug 4th 2009 by .:Loki 4Ever:.

14. No one would g9:P

Posted at 3:30PM on Aug 4th 2009 by Kim Kardashian Teeth Whitening

15. If you were truly a strong, Independent Woman, you wouldn't be seeking out Child Support. So instead you are a brain dead, lazy good for nothing who wants to live off someone elses hard earned money. Hopefully if you do land a well off man and get knocked up, you will die during child birth so he gets a fat insurance pay off and the child will never be influenced by your ignorance.

Posted at 3:31PM on Aug 4th 2009 by Jenni

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