Dane Cook -- Chopped Up Over Nudie Joke

1. Don't cry Dane...wah

Posted at 9:22AM on Aug 11th 2009 by Homie1Kanobe

2. I feel sorry for her.

Posted at 9:22AM on Aug 11th 2009 by shuffler

3. The easiest solution would be to just keep your cloths on and maybe think a little bit more about sending nude pics of yourself to other peoples cell phones...

haha, now it's the chicks turn from Twilight to have her nude photo's get mysteriously 'leaked' to further advance her career.

Posted at 9:23AM on Aug 11th 2009 by Sono

4. Whatever! I think everyone should listen to Dane Cook. It's so true that she needs to keep clothes on! Those skanky teens needs to learn to keep their clothes on and kick cell phones or cameras away.

Whatever. Thank god for MTV having the uncut footage.

Posted at 5:17PM on Aug 11th 2009 by R

5. Hahaha!
That whore deserves it.
.. she SHOULD keep her clothes on, or else people will do this!

Posted at 10:00AM on Aug 11th 2009 by Katie

6. Never really thought much about her Vanessa Hudgens.. .I mean nudie pix are a rite of passage nowadays along with popping a baby out and making a sex tape. Aaanyway... the look she gives him is priceless. That's super HOT.

Posted at 9:25AM on Aug 11th 2009 by STFU

7. Remember when Dane Cook used to be funny....

Posted at 9:27AM on Aug 11th 2009 by Horhay

8. Hahaha! I love her facial expression after he says it.

Posted at 9:28AM on Aug 11th 2009 by Erika

9. umm... Dear Vanessa, has anyone on your PR team not mentioned to you that chewing gum on camera is tacky? smack... smack... smack... like a cow chewing its cud. Sweetheart, why don't you start at square 1 in your attempts to be a class act. Smacking your gum and posing nude does not a classy girl make. KISS.

Posted at 9:28AM on Aug 11th 2009 by manners101

10. Look of death? Hardly - she looked uncomfortable and trying to keep a smile on her face to seem uneffected. TMZ, stop trying to create stories where there are none.

Posted at 9:37AM on Aug 11th 2009 by Genjerleigh

11. I'M GLAD DANE SAID IT! She can scowl at him all she wants... she should be glad someone like him even knows her name! Other than being on craptacular Highschool Musical, she's nobody... Except for the fact that she takes amature nudie pictures in her off time. Jee, a Disney star with no sense of self respect... who would've guessed?

Posted at 9:39AM on Aug 11th 2009 by Silk

12. HILARIOUS! She was obviously uncomfortable with the comment, but the comment would have never been made had she "kept her clothes on". She will ALWAYS be recognized for that. You can't mention her name without the talk of her nude shots and HSM. DEAL WITH YOUR ACTIONS CHICK!!!

Posted at 9:41AM on Aug 11th 2009 by Adriana

13. No one should write anything they want to be a secret or take pictures of themselves in the nude. The young mind doesn't realize that in the future they may regret their actions. He was out of line to embarrass her publicly. I know California has a more relaxed set of standards than most of the other states, but young people make mistakes. I feel very bad for her.

Posted at 9:48AM on Aug 11th 2009 by Linda Mott

14. ROFL!!!!!!! YES!
Keep Your Clothes On You Ho Bag!!

Posted at 9:42AM on Aug 11th 2009 by Pink to the Lee

15. Can't say she didn't deserve that.

Posted at 9:42AM on Aug 11th 2009 by ManiacalZebra