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The Perfect Grill ... for a Cannibal

8/20/2009 3:20 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The Perfect Grill ... for a Cannibal

Sure, Christmas is still 4 months away -- but if you have any friends who love to dine on human flesh, we've found the perfect gift for you ... courtesy of Sears?!



The department store is currently offering a grill on their website under the categories, "Human Cooking > Grills to Cook Babies and More > Body Part Roaster."

We called a Sears customer service rep for an explanation, who told us: "Oh my God. This is horrible. Oh my God."

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worker:  903 days ago

wow so not true people like to hack onto pages and deface things..so yea

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Mooshki:  903 days ago

The "correct" page: (Hee!)

"Kenmore 4-Burner Built-In Natural Gas Grill Top with Rear Burner"

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Howie:  902 days ago

I work at Sears and just received this in a mass company e-mail, good to know even people in corporate have a sense of humor lol.

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JAck5tack:  901 days ago

Hmmm... actually, I do know some people that'd be interested in this. What was that link, again?

I look forward to eating you soon...

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a total fan:  905 days ago

Wow, thats funny but someone has some explaining to do.

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Gary Mos:  905 days ago

LOL LMFAO!

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elo:  905 days ago

First?

HAHA...Bhahaha..

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drewpeltier:  905 days ago

I know what I want for Xmas!

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ThingWon:  905 days ago

Oh! That's hilarious!

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mimi:  905 days ago

ROTFL...someone is a pissed at Sears!

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oh yaaaaaaaaaaa:  905 days ago

omglmfao...Sears..omg..I can just hear that rep..funny ..thanks for the laugh!

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ileandromp:  905 days ago

omg, that's hilarious.
they took it out from the website already.

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Homie1Kanobe:  905 days ago

Looks like Jeffery Dahmers patent got approved.....sick

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Amanda:  905 days ago

Except you're not first.. you're fifth.

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redE2retire:  905 days ago

At 2:44 pm EST today, it's still there!

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