Sure, Christmas is still 4 months away -- but if you have any friends who love to dine on human flesh, we've found the perfect gift for you ... courtesy of Sears?! 
The department store is currently offering a grill on their website under the categories, "Human Cooking > Grills to Cook Babies and More > Body Part Roaster."
We called a Sears customer service rep for an explanation, who told us: "Oh my God. This is horrible. Oh my God."
1. Wow, thats funny but someone has some explaining to do.
Posted at 2:39PM on Aug 20th 2009 by a fan
2. LOL LMFAO!
Posted at 2:39PM on Aug 20th 2009 by Gary
3. First?
HAHA...Bhahaha..
Posted at 2:40PM on Aug 20th 2009 by elo
4. I know what I want for Xmas!
Posted at 2:40PM on Aug 20th 2009 by drewpeltier
5. Oh! That's hilarious!
Posted at 2:41PM on Aug 20th 2009 by ThingWon
6. ROTFL...someone is a pissed at Sears!
Posted at 2:41PM on Aug 20th 2009 by mimi
7. omglmfao...Sears..omg..I can just hear that rep..funny ..thanks for the laugh!
Posted at 2:41PM on Aug 20th 2009 by just me
8. omg, that's hilarious.
they took it out from the website already.
Posted at 2:42PM on Aug 20th 2009 by lmp
9. Looks like Jeffery Dahmers patent got approved.....sick
Posted at 2:43PM on Aug 20th 2009 by Homie1Kanobe
10. Except you're not first.. you're fifth.
Posted at 3:35PM on Aug 20th 2009 by Amanda
11. At 2:44 pm EST today, it's still there!
Posted at 3:00PM on Aug 20th 2009 by dark shadows
12. omgwtfBBQ
Posted at 4:43PM on Aug 20th 2009 by nfitzgerald
13. #9 - No they didn't! I just screencapped it.
Posted at 2:46PM on Aug 20th 2009 by Darwin
14. Click on the link that says "Courtesy of Sears" - its still there
Posted at 2:47PM on Aug 20th 2009 by Face
15. Thats quite a type-o
Posted at 2:46PM on Aug 20th 2009 by Mark Gostein
