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Dane Cook -- Goody Two Shoes of Comedy

9/2/2009 1:47 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

According to Dane Cook, he "don't drink, don't smoke" -- so what does he do?

Dane Cook: Click to watch
Well, yesterday leaving Crunch gym, he double-fisted protein shakes, introduced us to his "parents" and called his time with our photog his "favorite interview" ever.

You buying the saint act though?

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balls    

balls

1790 days ago
2.

Mike    

Dane Cook = Unfunny douche

1790 days ago
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dish rags    

First again losers!!

1790 days ago
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dish rags    

Maybe if he would drink or smoke it would actually make him funny.

1790 days ago
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Luis    

Yes he is straight edge, that would explain why his comedy is so effing boring. No unsober comedian is that bad.

1790 days ago
6.

Frank    

Quote: "he "don't drink, don't smoke" -- so what does he do?
Hell if I know; am still trying to find him funny

1790 days ago
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lance    

Dane Cook thinks there's a god hahahaha

1790 days ago
8.

RealisticOne    

THIS GUY IS SIMPLY JUST NOT FUNNY! I DON"T UNDERSTAND WHY HE"S STILL IN THE NEWS! I"M STILL TRYING TO FIND HIM FUNNY!

1790 days ago
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nightcrawler    

I want to beat him up in front of all of his friends and make him cry like a little girl.

1790 days ago
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Michael R    

Dane Cook is a funny guy best comedian out there right now you guys can make fun of him all you want bottom line is hes rich from being a funny and he sells out places like Madison Square Garden not too many comedians can do that

1790 days ago
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Janice    

Dane Cook rocks! U guys are just haters, because he is HOT, Talented and richer than your loser asses!

1790 days ago
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Anna    

Dane Cook really is a goody two shoes! A few years ago he invited me and my girlfriend up to his hotel room at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas. He had two hot chicks in his room and all he did was sit there and chat with us. Nice guy. But seriously we were really expecting more!

1790 days ago
13.

bman    

This clown is about as funny as a good dose of syphillis. Why people pay to listen to his infantile b.s. is beyond me. As for what does he do? I suspect it`s the 5 knuckle shuffle cause the bman said so.

1790 days ago
14.

Serra    

He's a nice guy and is funny, but I don't buy his whole straight edge thing. I'd have to see more proof.

1788 days ago
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DC Lover    

If you guys knew anything about Dane Cook you would know it was true... it's not like he hasn't been saying that for years now.

1787 days ago
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