And now a 32-year-old male TMZ writer will attempt to feign excitement over "Twlight" stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson being seen at a hotel together last night:
Oh my God, look -- it's Bella and Edward from "Twilight." That movie is so awesome. Kristen and Rob are sooooooooo cute together. Did you see the trailer for "New Moon"? Can't wait. It's gonna be amazing!!!
(Ed.'s note: How'd I do?)