
Oh my God, look -- it's Bella and Edward from "Twilight." That movie is so awesome. Kristen and Rob are sooooooooo cute together. Did you see the trailer for "New Moon"? Can't wait. It's gonna be amazing!!!
(Ed.'s note: How'd I do?)

BORING!
OMG!
The vampire thing is so ten years before ten years ago,
Anne Rice is rolling around in her coffin.
"how am I doing?"
Seriously, quit your day job! This movie/people are boring...it's like watching cheese mold! MORE RANDY & EVI-L!!!
BEST opening to a TMZ story ever! LOL
(but keep those rpatz pics coming....dawww soooooo cuuuuuuuuuute!)
I'm sure he was abounding with excitement beneath his placid facade. They are like, so cool, how can they even stand themselves?
On another note, Robert Pattinson is seriously one of the ugliest "actors" in Hollywood. I'll never understand his appeal, even with all his money and fame. YUCK!
Twilight is the worst book in history. Nothing but a bunch of purple prose and Moron masturbation fantasies. Did you know Meyer has her brother sort out the fan mail so she only gets the praise and ass-licking? She's a pathetic human being and I hope she does a horrible death soon.
Oh, and they both look like a pair of stinky feet.
You should be excited, ed, over the number of hits you know you are going to get on your site today.
I feel bad for how intrusive these pics are, but... can't... look... away...!
im 50 years old and i love everything TWILIGHT,AND im as cool as the other side of ur pillow!!! Dont hate on ROB AND KRIS!!! To the long blonde surfer dude on the TMZ SHOW,i love u too,u r gonna b in movies one day,u r already in my dreams and my head,u r cooler than the other side of my other pillow!
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