And now a 32-year-old male TMZ writer will attempt to feign excitement over "Twlight" stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson being seen at a hotel together last night:
Oh my God, look -- it's Bella and Edward from "Twilight." That movie is so awesome. Kristen and Rob are sooooooooo cute together. Did you see the trailer for "New Moon"? Can't wait. It's gonna be amazing!!!
(Ed.'s note: How'd I do?)
1. hahaha. i hate those fans.
Posted at 12:24PM on Oct 4th 2009 by niemann2006
2. Hahaha, props to that 32 year old male TMZ writer. Awesome!
Posted at 5:35PM on Oct 4th 2009 by Alison
3. BORING!
OMG!
The vampire thing is so ten years before ten years ago,
Anne Rice is rolling around in her coffin.
Posted at 12:32PM on Oct 4th 2009 by unknown
4.
SERIOUSLY, i mean i don't mean to sound stupid but WHO CARES ABOUT KRISTIN STEWART. SERIOUSLY. I keep hearing about her sneaking around with whoever he is and who cares. I don't really care about her. She's in twighlight i guess, who cares. i think your making her alot bigger than she is.
Posted at 12:29PM on Oct 4th 2009 by julianne rose
5. LOL you did good Ed.
Posted at 12:41PM on Oct 4th 2009 by xox
6. "how am I doing?"
Seriously, quit your day job! This movie/people are boring...it's like watching cheese mold! MORE RANDY & EVI-L!!!
Posted at 12:44PM on Oct 4th 2009 by SERIOUSLY!!!!
7. must be NO news on this Sunday
WHO CARES?
15 minutes counting down
Posted at 12:46PM on Oct 4th 2009 by Ms Kris
8. You forgot the "SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" ;)
Posted at 12:46PM on Oct 4th 2009 by Canuck
9. Haha yeah great job. I'm a fan
Posted at 12:49PM on Oct 4th 2009 by Amanda Dubs
10. balls
Posted at 12:57PM on Oct 4th 2009 by balls
11. BEST opening to a TMZ story ever! LOL
(but keep those rpatz pics coming....dawww soooooo cuuuuuuuuuute!)
Posted at 1:10PM on Oct 4th 2009 by hazelo
12. I'm sure he was abounding with excitement beneath his placid facade. They are like, so cool, how can they even stand themselves?
On another note, Robert Pattinson is seriously one of the ugliest "actors" in Hollywood. I'll never understand his appeal, even with all his money and fame. YUCK!
Posted at 12:59PM on Oct 4th 2009 by samantha
13. Twilight is the worst book in history. Nothing but a bunch of purple prose and Moron masturbation fantasies. Did you know Meyer has her brother sort out the fan mail so she only gets the praise and ass-licking? She's a pathetic human being and I hope she does a horrible death soon.
Oh, and they both look like a pair of stinky feet.
Posted at 1:00PM on Oct 4th 2009 by Ana
14. KRISTIN STEWART looks like she's on a 10-day drug run. She's a mess.
Posted at 12:59PM on Oct 4th 2009 by True Blood
15. KRISTIN STEWART looks like she's been on a 10-day drug run. She's a big mess.
Posted at 1:01PM on Oct 4th 2009 by Real Deal
