Katy Perry: I Kissed a Brand

I hardly call that sucking face.

My eyes just threw up a little.

I like Russell but he's one weird lookin dude!

Sorry, time out! I have to go & throw up.

I LOVE THEM TOGETHER!! Go Katy! Go Russell! :)

Maybe she's got a think for guys that are not funny whatsoever?

Picking new at LAX is when a women wants babies (babies from one egg and one sperms FOR ELECTRICITY! IT'S SCIENCE IN BOOKS AT THE LIBRARY WITH COMPUTERS!) When develops Katy Perry is a vessel, but now contains egg ONLY! IT'S SCIENCE!!!
If it's a face it's a friend and it's a boyfriend, AND IT'S A LINDSAY LOHAM, who IS an IRISH!!! When a face is sucked its with Russell Brand THEN WHO'S THE OTHER!!! WHO CARES ABOUT RUSSELL BRAND NEVER HEARD OF HIM HE'S BORING!!!! SCIENCE AND STIGATA!!!
On Thursday with science (at the library AND the park) my friend is with science and my other friend in a van of white is WITH A BLADE OF RUST!!! SQIRRELS SAW THIS BUT DIDN'T TOUCH ANYTHING IN THE POLICE REPORT!!!! STIGATA REGATA!!!

SIMONE is a female version of Russel Brand, ugh.

Oh for Goodness sakes! I was expecting a bit more than that TMZ! I happen to think that Russell rocks his look quite nicely!! Grrrrr.

Classless meets talent-less

No, you are wrong. I am a slim blond girl with a sweet looks. Hehehe.

You're all Ka-ka-Krazy!
(my eyes just threw up a little bit, [hillarious!] moi aussie)

No matter what she was doing he always looks dirty and unkempt

They make a really cute couple. They match each other!

I can't decide who is the bigger skank?