The Richest Homeless-Looking Person Ever
He may look like a bum ... but the guy in this picture is actually stinkin' rich and has dated some of the hottest chicks on the planet -- and he's also one hell of an athlete. 
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- Derek Jeter Lays One Down in St. Barths (11/19/2009) (31 comments)
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(Page 1 of 2) | 1 | 2 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments1. That's funny.
Posted at 12:35AM on Nov 13th 2009 by James in San Diego
2. he's a cutey patootey! i was wondering who that was, good disguise!
Posted at 12:40AM on Nov 13th 2009 by kitty
3. whats so cutey patootey about him? he looks like crap whoever it is LOL
Posted at 1:16AM on Nov 13th 2009 by AaliyahLovecom
4. Good Gawd, Jeter. It's called SOAP, Google it.
Posted at 10:09AM on Nov 13th 2009 by Molly
5. Don't hate you Boston fans
Posted at 10:22AM on Nov 13th 2009 by LORI
6. 'Captain' Derek Jeter is a living legend and the nicest guy to boot. He can do whatever he wants!
Goooo Yanks!!
http://www.TheGiftShack.com
Posted at 10:47AM on Nov 13th 2009 by namers
7. Just Some Vaccine Ingredients: Aluminum, Mercury, Formaldehyde, MSG, Chicken Embryos, Monkey Kidney, Aborted Fetuses... What doesn't k*ll you can only make you stronger right?
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/13/balloon-dad-pleads-guilty/#comments#ixzz0Wl46xY7a
Posted at 11:38AM on Nov 13th 2009 by Fight Back
8. #7 - We agree! Vaccines are poison to the human body. Why did they take mercury out of pet vaccines? Because it is poison! Are not our kids worth at least as much as a dog?
Posted at 11:55AM on Nov 13th 2009 by stinky mcgee
9. He isnt much better looking with out the wig. No one would give a crap about him if he wasnt a baseball player.
Posted at 12:28PM on Nov 13th 2009 by lola
10. Who keeps paying fata$$ Will Ferrell to make movies? He can't carry a film on his own and hasn't had a funny character since Old School. He's old news.
Posted at 12:31PM on Nov 13th 2009 by gag me
11. Great ball player, but freaky looking dude. If they shaved his head he could have easily played in the movie Coneheads, without the additional prosthetics. Talk about an egghead.
Posted at 12:34PM on Nov 13th 2009 by Cooper
12. what is he doing exactly?
Posted at 12:40PM on Nov 13th 2009 by LD
13. 4. Good Gawd, Jeter. It's called SOAP, Google it.
Posted at 10:09AM on Nov 13th 2009 by Molly
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Molly, I am curious as to why you think Jeter needs SOAP? Can you actually smell something from him that the rest of us can't? I know what he is up to because I do the same thing. It is called Reverse Snobbery. Many people who are wealthy beyond your imagination, impressions, and mis-judgment actually do this to fend off panhandlers begging for spare change (read that as $20.00), Barista(Coffee Masters)who put out their Tip Cup next to the cash register expecting to be rewarded for pouring a cup of beverage, and of course, being harangued by fans seeking an autograph and a garden variety of gold-diggers. Also, robbers aren't going to check a bum-looking persons wrist for a Rolex nor follow him/her to jack a luxury vehicle. I do this all the time and enjoy myself going about my business un-noticed. I even ride the public buses in Los Angeles.
Posted at 2:44PM on Nov 13th 2009 by DS
14. Molly, I am curious as to why you think Jeter needs SOAP? Can you actually smell something from him that the rest of us can't? I know what he is up to because I do the same thing. It is called Reverse Snobbery. Many people who are wealthy beyond your imagination, impressions, and mis-judgment actually do this to fend off panhandlers begging for spare change (read that as $20.00), Barista(Coffee Masters)who put out their Tip Cup next to the cash register expecting to be rewarded for pouring a cup of beverage, and of course, being harangued by fans seeking an autograph and a garden variety of gold-diggers. Also, robbers aren't going to check a bum-looking persons wrist for a Rolex nor follow him/her to jack a luxury vehicle. I do this all the time and enjoy myself going about my business un-noticed. I even ride the public buses in Los Angeles.
Posted at 2:44PM on Nov 13th 2009 by DS
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Weird how nobody has mentioned the most logical assumption. He's probably making a cameo in the movie since he's actually on the set. Why would he have to disguise himself to avoid panhandlers if he's on an actual movie set where everyone knows who he is and why he's there?
Good grief people....
Posted at 3:01PM on Nov 13th 2009 by hmmm.....
15. Violet eyes to die for...
Posted at 2:56PM on Nov 17th 2009 by caveadsum
