Don't Stand, Don't Stand So Close to Sting

11/26/2009 7:15 AM PST

Don't Stand, Don't Stand So Close to Sting

The homeless problem at Ipanema Beach in Rio de Janeiro reached fever pitch yesterday after a scruffy-looking vagabond wandered around aimlessly, muttering to himself about a message in a bottle.



Or that could just be Sting. Can't tell for sure.