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12/5/2009 2:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Hulk Hogan -- Linda Took My Toilet!

Hulk Hogan doesn't have a pot to piss in ... because he says his ex-wife took it!

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The Hulkster rolled through LAX Friday, where he accused Linda of taking all sorts of crap out of his home ... including the kitchen sink , the toilets, toilet seats, bathtub, lawnmower, mops, buckets ... and any shred of dignity he had left.

PS -- Hulk's current fiance/future ex-wife may not want to watch this video ... where Hulk claims he's "still single, still minglin.'"

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Hey Boo!:  799 days ago

first!! yepperz

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Simone - the real one:  799 days ago

You idiot, that's my job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bonnie:  799 days ago

Ya know, the commercial that ran before the clip was way more interesting than everything Hulk had to say. Plus, he said he loved Tiger and Tiger was great. More proof drugs hurt your brains.

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DJ Renegade:  799 days ago

Hulkster should be happy she's gone she looks like someones great grandmother!

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UGGGGHHH:  799 days ago

the hulkster is alright in my book.

his xwife LINDA is a douchebag.

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Homer:  799 days ago

Piss in a cup like MJ, you dumb fake!

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excretive producer:  799 days ago

It used to be everything but the kitchen sink! Linda is one nasty skank!!!

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HerodApyurPouper:  799 days ago

Is that Ron Jeremy above the Hulks bicep?

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Crazypeople09:  799 days ago

Thank god he got rid of Linda the skank.....ugh! However, interesting that he says he is still single, but I thinking he is just joking around. He is the one who pointed out the ring to begin with.

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unbelievable:  799 days ago

#8, that is Jimmy Hart:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Hart

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Elizabeth:  799 days ago

when is the Hulk gonna go away???

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susieq:  799 days ago

Simone fake, Simone real, looks like this IS your "job". Do you have nothing else in your life? Jeez, you are pathetic.

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snickers:  799 days ago

Bet the bitch even took the ice cube trays.

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Politico Pablo:  799 days ago

She sure knows how to clean house.

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Thisisridicoulos:  799 days ago

THIS PATHETIC BALD, OLD, LOSER NEEDS TO BE SITTING IN A CELL PICKING HIS AZZ WITH HIS LOSER SON. HE GAVE THE BOOZE AND THE KEYS TO NICK THE NIGHT HE CRASHED, TAKING JOHN ALONG FOR HIS SUICIDE MISSION. I GUESS AMERICA IS MORE FOCUSED ON WHAT HES GETTING FROM HIS STAGED DIVORCE, THEN HOW JOHN IS, AND WHY HULK NEVER SERVED ANY TIME...

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