Hulk Hogan doesn't have a pot to piss in ... because he says his ex-wife took it!
The Hulkster rolled through LAX Friday, where he accused Linda of taking all sorts of crap out of his home ... including the kitchen sink , the toilets, toilet seats, bathtub, lawnmower, mops, buckets ... and any shred of dignity he had left.
PS -- Hulk's current fiance/future ex-wife may not want to watch this video ... where Hulk claims he's "still single, still minglin.'"
Hulk Hogan -- Linda Took My Toilet!
12/5/2009 2:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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