If Tiger Woods' opening line in Las Vegas was anything more complex than "I'm Tiger Woods" -- then he was over-thinking things ... 
We got this photo -- taken in October at Tao nightclub during the club's 4th anniversary party. Tiger was chatting up a cocktail waitress, but she was one of at least 10 women who were captured by Tiger's charm that night.
The person who took this pic says bouncers brought various women to Tiger during the three hours he partied at the club.
Hot Vegas12/8/2009 2:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Tiger Woods -- Vegas Chick Magnet
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brought women to him. how archaic. eff this guy-- he's no better than anyone else, even with his billion. give me a break-- he's probably a bore in the sack and any woman would have another man on the side in order to be satisfied.
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Consider he likes to do it bareback (aka sans-condoms), you might as well coin a new phrase here, TMZ, and call them The Syphilis Bunch. A stupid, stupid BlackAsian in many ways.
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Is that his teeth or crushed nose?.
All this because of a vehicle. Worth a billion bucks and he can't even handle it.
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He's just another pig, stop worshiping him you 'gallery' idiots. GET IN THE HOLE!
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HA HA HA HA HA This guy was sure thinking with the wrong head. LOL !
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I think Amy summed it up best. This is for all of you Tiger "mistresses" out there:
When you walk in the bar,
And you dressed like a star,
Rockin' your F me pumps.
And the men notice you,
With your Gucci bag crew,
Can't tell who he's lookin' to.
Cuz you all look the same,
Everyone knows your name,
And that's you whole claim to fame.
Never miss a night,
Cuz your dream in life,
Is to be a footballers wife.
You don't like players,
That's what you say-a,
But you really wouldn't mind a millionaire.
You don't like ballers,
They don't do nothing for ya,
But you'd love a rich man six foot two or taller.
You're more than a fan,
Lookin' for a man,
But you end up with one-nights-stands.
He could be your whole life,
If you got past one night,
But that part never goes right.
In the morning you're vexed,
He's onto the next,
And you didn't even get no taste.
Don't be too upset,
If they call you a sk*ank,
Cuz like the news everyday you get pressed.
You don't like players,
That's what you say-a,
But you really wouldn't mind a millionaire.
Or them big ballers,
Don't do nothing for ya.
But you'd love a rich man six foot two or taller,
You can't sit down right,
Cuz you jeans are too tight,
And your lucky its ladies night.
With your big empty purse,
Every week it gets worse,
At least your breasts cost more than hers.
So you did Miami,
Cuz you got there for free,
But somehow you missed the plane.
You did too much E,
Met somebody,
And spent the night getting caned.
Without girls like you,
There'd be no fun,
We'd go to the club and not see anyone.
Without girls like you,
There's no nightlife,
All those men just go home to their wives.
Don't be mad at me,
Cuz you're pushing thirty,
And your old tricks no longer work.
You should have known from the job,
That you always get dumped,
So dust off your f* me pumps
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEo3GG_emk8&feature=related
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You idiots, I am supposed to be first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am better than all of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WHITE GIRLS = HOOCHIES/ SKANKS/ SKEEZERS
TIGER = DOUCHE BAG
ELIN = KNEW ABOUT IT ALL ALONG, NO DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHER SKEEZERS
ELIN = SHOULD BE LUCKY TIGER IS IGNORING THE POSSIBLE ATTEMPTED MURDER CHARGE.
GOLF CLUB = DEADLY WEAPON
EVERYONE = PLEASE VISIT YOUR NEAREST STD CLINIC
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Can you say "AIDS" test??? Ridiculous!! So many??? He clearly is not serious about anyone.... Tiger..... FYI.... Don't do very private things in the public.... Just a tip!!! Your kids will be exposed to it.....ddddddddddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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The real news is that Elin moved out. This photo and completely fabricated storyline add nothing to clarify anything. Come on, TMZ, what happened, you're missing the news, don't you have videographers on the prowl in Florida? This photo doesn't incriminate Tiger in the least. Stick to the facts, there's plenty of them to be had on this case!
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HE'S BEYOND NASTY ALONG WITH ALL HIS SKANKS. ELIN GET TESTED THEN TAKE TIGER TO THE CLEANERS.
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My god .. Corey Haim passed away of an overdose and all we care is Tiger Wooddy
RIP COREY HAIM
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If Elin knew Tiger was out clubbing, she knew he was cheating! Married men have NO business partying in Las Vegas nightclubs sans their spouse...
He clearly wasn't ready to settle. Something tells me she gave him the ultimatum prior to that shot gun wedding they had.
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