Which Tom Cruise Ex Would You Rather?!

Ummmm....neither.

Yuck! Neither.

Some people you just instantly feel comfortable with. Something about them is natural, balanced, healthy, cheerful, self-contained and flowing with reality and lots of life. In Penelope's interviews I sense someone I'd feel very comfortable around. She gets my vote.

Like any of you "neither" commenters could even snare a 5, let alone Penelope Cruz. Have a good day in your respective basements.

Take a few years off and it would be Nicole, I would definitely need some climax control rubbers no doubt.

Nicole looks old and weird with all that plastic surgery..Not to women big puffy lips - turnoff

How is this even a question? You should have paired Penelope with Selma (a la Banditas). That one would have left me wandering in circles for hours.

I don't mean this racially but color-wise, Nicole is just too white. Penelope looks healthier because she has some color. Also, Nic has a large forehead. She is attractive, but not beautiful.

Penelope is a creep and a Polanski petition signer.

It depends, which one didn't sleep with Tiger?

Hmmmmmmm, plastic looking with awful fashion taste or horribly annoying accent? Oh wait, it doesn't matter, anyone that touched Tom Cruise is off limits...

Nicole does look a bit like a mannequin; and that other one has a moustache, so how about neither?

Nicole's face is getting scary looking. But she has super nice breasts. Pen has a much nicer face but her breasts are not so attractive to me. Close call.

Hmmm, let's see...which one would I rather??? Both shacked up with a closet gay man and both have weird faces and annoying accents...such difficult decisions.

THIS IS THE ONLY CHOICES WE GET? IN THAT CASE, I'D RATHER BE EITHER MARGARET HAMILTON OR MARJORIE MAIN.