TMZ's Cougar Contest -- Final 5!

I just threw up a little!

Blech. I'm so embarrassed for these women. and I'm in their age group. Ladies~ have some pride. And a reality check!

Truly a sign of the times!!! http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2181126/

Looks more like the "White Trash Fatty" contest

Um... no thanks!

Where is the "None of the Above" bubble?

Talk about walking right into that!

Ladies, my peers, why would you, at this age, be this studip? Are you in need of attention this badly?

Is it no surprise that the "line up" of gals is not exactly the 'cougar' the people were looking for?

Why? Because most attrative gals of a certain age are smart and not in any need of attention or valadation. Which means they would never post a photo of themselves on the web.



Because believe you me, I can go find better looking 'cougars' {stuipd word by the way} at the library right now.

How proud all of you must be. Look at me I win! Puke.

Even at 2:00 AM closing time I wouldn't be drunk enough to take any of these.

Motorboatin' Cougar, of course

the bald-headed dude was definitely taking it all in!