Kevin Jonas -- Post-Coitus

D-Rome, TMZ's comments about the Jonas brothers are totally tame and respectful compared to other sites'!

You have to admit, it's pretty corny to put off sex until you're married, and to make a big public deal of it.

The Jonas Bros have been so serious publicly with this purity ring stuff, so it's only obvious that the paps would be after a honeymoon picture.

As for his wife on the phone? She's txting her mom to say she's okay, and her friends to say hey, he'll get better, right?

Welcome to married life - he's waiting for her while she ignored him.

C'mon, Kevin, you're young - you need to hit the gym a bit.

That's funny # 31, I was thinking the same thing when I saw the photo !!!

Hell, I hate the Jonas brothers too. B!tches don't make me enough money anymore. Guess I'm gonna have to give it to Joe in the @ss again.

she was probably texting tiger woods

Hey it's Tiger, I just found out you married a gay guy. FOR REAL!?

I know that "I'm so f*$ked" look.

Cherryblossoms:

You say these things because you haven't had to have sex with a man who is a virgin. Sex is better with someone whom has a clue.
If you perfer your men to be clueless, then rock on. Because trust me, SHE didn't get a thing out of it.

Beisdes, why are you so hostile? Everything that is being said is true about these boys. And my gosh, who would be jealous of these freaks?

Ya, I want all the 8 year olds chasing me, I want the planet to know just what a dork I am by wearing a purity ring, and then LYING about wanting to be virgin, why the hell do you thnk he got married? Duh?

Oh, and who wants a female, sensitive kind of guy? Not me! The manly men are way better. The Jonas's all look Gay to me.

Nice Head line.

hahahahaha, funny, funny, tmz!!! seriously though, must be interesting to marry someone you've never had sex with. strange concept now-a-days...

ew

love you people if they had not posted the pics you'd be jumping tmz's ass for not doing it.

EWWW! Who would do him?? he's not even a man yet.

Still looks like a geek.