Michael Lohan took a break from recording phone calls with his daughter and (allegedly) kicking his lady friend in the baby maker to get a tattoo on Saturday with Jon Gosselin's ex-girlfriend. Only a few days in and 2010 has already gone to hell.


Lindsay's dad and Kate Major went into a tattoo parlor and got matching tats (see above) to mark their ... hell, we don't know what they were thinking.

At least it doesn't say WORLD'S GREATEST DAD.