Conan O'Brien finally has a job offer on the table when he blows off NBC -- a porno flick called "Conan the Boobarian."
On Monday night's show, Conan said he'd like to "work in a classier business with better people, like hard-core porn" -- and it appears one "classy business" was listening.
Adult film company Pink Visual sent Conan a letter officially offering the dude a job, saying there's a demand for "tall, lean, pale, male 'gingers' that have a David Caruso kind of thing going on."
Let's see Leno snatch this one from him.
1/14/2010 2:14 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! This guy is fugly as hell!!!! Who would lile to watch a porn with him in the cast?????!!!!!
This is an obvious joke!!!!!! Hahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahaahha.
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"tall, lean, pale, male 'gingers' that have a David Caruso kind of thing going on"
Ahahahhahhahahhahahhaa......... ahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhaa........
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This movie could only work if in midstream, Conan was pushed by a slightly chubby, greedy old man with an extensive chin to finish the job.
They might even get the real Kevin Eubanks to fake laughter during the epilogue
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Acutally you'd be surprised how many girls think Conan is hott and how they would like to date him. I love Conan but that's sort of weird ha.
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Conan could make as much as $80 million for doing nothing. What makes him think Conan needs to do a porno movie. What a moron.
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That's just sick!!!
Support Jay Leno at http://bringjaylenobacktothetonightshow.webs.com/
Also don't forget to sign the petition for the same cause: http://www.thepetitionsite.com/petition/882106827.
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Leno first screwed over Letterman ... now Conan.
Letterman let him on his show to do his sad "TV Guide Rant" and then took the job Carson wanted to go to Letterman. And then never mentioned a Thank You to Johnny or anything. Johnny never went on the show as a guest ... he did go on Letterman and wrote for Letterman til the day he died. As well as allowing him to use some of his skits like Carnac and The Peidmont Bird Callers etc.
Jay's just a hack that old people and people with no sense of humor tune into for safe tv. Nothing thought provoking or funny.
Letterman has had greats on his show doing skits like Nobel Prize winners reading passages from Paris Hilton's book. Classic! nd Paul Newman cursing him from the audience and then storming out.
Those simple but funny skits are great. As good as his interviews with politicians, scientists, and others on world issues.
Conan wrote for and is funny naturally ... things Leno's always lacked.
And Fallon can just go away ... the awkward act has already been perfected by Ellen!!
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LOL @ David Caruso
I want to see Conan pull off his sunglasses and make a witty remark just before his scene.
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I agree Jan. Conan has a pretty big posse of female admirers (myself included.)
That being said, this is a little much. Besides -- Conan practically blushes at the mention of graphic sexual themes on his show (unless it's a part of a joke). He's no prude but he's a gentleman. I'm sure that this would definitely be an offer that he would turn down ("classy" or not ;).
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damn, that porn company is stupid. I realize it's a joke... but it just wasn't a good one. well, i guess they needed the press.
TEAM COCO!!!!!!!!!!!
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It was only a matter of time. Conan proved what a classless a-hole he is on tonight's show (Wed) when he took a cheap shot at Leno during his monologue. He just can't seem to come to terms that no one is to blame but himself. Stick a fork in it, Conan.
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I watch both Leno and O'Brien again tonight.
Again Leno took the high road and made no zingers about Conan only NBC.
Things were much different on Conan. He treated his audience to yet another night of watching him wallowing in self pity, zinging Leno, zinging NBC and totally absorbed with himself. I don't think he appreciated a lot of Ricky Gervais' jokes but did his best to laugh and put up a good front. Gervais kept on asking him what he was going to to next while pointing out that Conan had no marketable skills, and he was worried about him.
Clearly Coco is in meltdown mode. I'm not sure what he's trying to prove. One thing is clear though. Coco doesn't believe in taking things like a man.
If he keeps it up, I won't be surprised if this week is his last, and NBC starts showing reruns instead.
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"Smooth" .. I agree completely with your observations of the shows tonight. Sheeeesh, Ricky Gervais might as well have called Conan a "talentless twit" to his face. And Conan didn't seem to get it at all. If Gervais thought he was a funny, talented comedian, I'm sure he would have been encouraging to Conan and told him he'll end up ok, but instead he kept asking Conan ..."What are you going to do? You have NO discernable skills!" LOL .. very telling and smart on Ricky Gervais's part! Maybe Family Feud or some other game show will be looking for a new host soon.
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