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Tom Cruise -- Private Potty Pooper

1/29/2010 2:18 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Tom Cruise took a break from filming his latest movie to spend a little time in his own personal Porta-Potty, adorned with his character's name.

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"You want the deuce? You can't handle the deuce!!!"

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Bobo Frog    

He deserves his own porta-potty. He's the star of the film...he shouldn't have to go in there to find the toilet seat splashed with the Dolly Grip's urine, or have the Best Boy's deuce emanating fumes from below.

1542 days ago
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bjb    

Was there no young Hispanic man seen going in there with him? Or, was he already waiting inside?

1542 days ago
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hhhhmmmm    

Do you think the guy who has to clean it will try to sell his urine on ebay?

1542 days ago
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Michelle    

I would totally insist on my own port-a-potty if I were a movie star on a film set. Public port-a-potties are disgusting. Ew! I don't blame him at all. I bet he also insisted on a brand new one, too. I would.

1542 days ago
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Jess    

That must have been a typo...I'm sure TMZ meant to say

"You want the douche? You can't handle the douche."

1542 days ago
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Crazy Bennett    

Mmmm I would lick that seat clean!

1542 days ago
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mike    

did anyone time him ? I've always wondered how long it takes tom too poo.

1542 days ago
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Crazygirl    

WHO'S ROY??

1542 days ago
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Dick Gozinya    

I thought Tom only frequented public restrooms?

1542 days ago
10.

Julie    

Even celebrities go to the bathroom. Deep down, they'e just like the rest of us ;)

1542 days ago
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GeneNash_com    

>> "You want the deuce? You can't handle the deuce!!!"

Bravo.

1542 days ago
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A.M.D.    

Tom Cruise has earned his strips. I don't care for the arrogance of some of these stars but he is a star and why should he share them potty with everyone. When you work your way up in the ranks you are entitled to privilages and some personal catering such as this should be one of them.

1542 days ago
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Harvey's Mom    

Is it possible that the Porta-Potty has a secret hole, where several local boys were hired to place their weenie and get the Top Gun experience in 3-D?

Harvey must have a personal experience to share here, lets hear it.

1542 days ago
14.

Glenn Beckerhead    

They had to install a personal gloryhole too.

1542 days ago
15.

Me    

We sure have some good amateur comedy writers today ^^^^^^^

1542 days ago
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