Miss Bangkok will love you long time ... she just doesn't know what that means.
A woman claiming to represent the Thailand province wasn't speaking English this weekend outside La Vida -- but thanks to her naughty publicist, she can now quote the hooker from "Full Metal Jacket" and say "Spongebob Squarepenis."
That's an education you won't get at ESL class.
Miss Bangkok -- Lust in Translation
2/22/2010 2:28 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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