Miss Bangkok -- Lust in Translation

2/22/2010 2:28 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Miss Bangkok will love you long time ... she just doesn't know what that means.

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A woman claiming to represent the Thailand province wasn't speaking English this weekend outside La Vida -- but thanks to her naughty publicist, she can now quote the hooker from "Full Metal Jacket" and say "Spongebob Squarepenis."

That's an education you won't get at ESL class.