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Lindsay Lohan -- Da Vinci Would Be Proud

4/1/2010 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan posed for a modern day Mona Lisa portrait that will hang in the Smithsonian in Washington, D.C.

Lindsay Lohan
April Fools! She partied at Voyeur last night.

Clearly ... she's taking her dad's ultimatum seriously.


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Pookie    

What exactly is her "partying" Stumbling around, isolation, being drunk, making a fool of yourself, etc.
It used to be "partying" was talking among friends, communicating,
being on the same wave length with peers, etc.
Lindsay's partying is pathetic, lonely and she wakes up hung over and
sick. Ugh!

1564 days ago
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Party 'till you die!    

Party yourself into a nice deep hole.

1564 days ago
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Mikey    

The portrait is simply titled 'Whore'.

1564 days ago
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Julia    

Aww, that's it? Google's April Fools' is WAY better. XD

1564 days ago
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oL0    

Such a waste. She is hot. I've been where she has been and it is very difficult to get out of that cycle of drinking, drugs and partying. All that effects your mental state and that is why she can't see things clearly and get help. Sometimes you have to hit rock bottom before you break out of that cycle which is unfortunate.

1564 days ago
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FlBiker    

Firecrotch looks like a sperm burping cocaine addled drunken gutter slut.

1564 days ago
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doc murry    

I saw that movie she made with the Fonda lady and she was horriable in it.You could tell they had to splice her parts into it.The movie sucked anyways,but she made it all the worse.Too bad because she at one time looked pretty hot.

1564 days ago
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Clinton    

Hanging in the Smithsonian bathroom, maybe.

1564 days ago
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Tiffany    

LOL!!!!!!!!! You guys are too funny. Well I hope one day she will actually be at a museum rather than a club. Get all of Lindsay's clothes here 6a57095d

1564 days ago
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kasey    

You know i dont wish for anybody 2 die but if she kills over 2morrow i wont be surprised or really all that sad. She a drunk, druggy mess and the only way her life is gonna turn around is if she comes really close 2 death, but with parents like her's is it really any surpise she turned out like that

1564 days ago
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Lady G    

That had me laugh out loud, TMZ. Nice one....=)

1564 days ago
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Information Trafficker    

Her handlers are doing a piss poor job.

Lindsay, have your people call my people and let's start fixing your crumbling image. That way you can relaunch your career, and additionally silence your father, appease your mother and be a good role model for your lil sis in the process.

1564 days ago
13.

DollarBill    

Where are the meat flaps?

1564 days ago
14.

pat    

BARFLY better describes this lush

1564 days ago
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Science Vixen    

Everything's okay folks, her dad is doing another intervention on her... ha, ha, ha... Put the whole family on a boat with no oars, no maps, and floating in the middle of a N.Korean mine field. Thank You!

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