The skimpy pics have been narrowed down to five in our Teeny Bikini Contest -- and now the fates of these flesh filled photos are in your hands!
Which of these bangin' bods should score the $250 prize and some wicked-cool mystery gifts from TMZ?
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(Page 1 of 2) | 1 | 2 | Most Recent | Next 15 Commentswas it really a competition? evie had a very teeny bikini, hot bod, toned and all natural...
That poor thing with ZERO boobs is gross in that tiny thing. Then the bottoms?! I guess if one like a boy body, then rock on!
Man, I'm glad I have boobs, clevage is nice to have.
Cowboy is getting my vote.
Beisdes, white girls stay out of the sun or your going to look as bad as say, Pam Anderson some day. Yuk!
To comment #4, yes you lhartwell. Umm, "That poor thing with ZERO boobs is gross in that tiny thing. Then the bottoms?! I guess if one like a boy body, then rock on!Man, I'm glad I have boobs, clevage is nice to have" You poor thing, needing to say something like this to feel better about yourself. Apparently if you look at the #of votes thousands of people disagree with you and think Evie aka Practically Perfect has the hottest bod and bikini. Im glad your proud of your boobs/cleavage, they're the easiest thing to get, you can buy them or just get fat. Which way did you get them?
Not even close, Evie/PracticallyPerfect in a landslide!! Even if you count the other two hundred pics. She looks TotallyPerfect in my opinion. And I have crewed on a couple Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition shoots. Athletic healthy body, tight abs, real breasts, nothing fake. That bikini shows it off just perfectly... The dog is cute though!
That one chick doesn't look practically perfect, she does look perfect. Natural will always look better then anything a doctor can do.
I know everyone is loving Evie...but she seriously grosses me out!! She looks like a man...although we know she's not because we can basically see the ol' va-jay-jay!! YUCK!!!
Yeah! Why cant Evie be fat/overwight like most american women? LOL,Americans you crack me up! Fat is considered curvy now in the USA, fake boobs normal, and being athletic and toned manly! Curious, is it women or men posting these hateful posts about this PERFECT GIRL/Evie? Women with insecurity issues or chubbychaser men?
Not even close, Evie/PracticallyPerfect in a landslide!! Even if you count the other two hundred pics. She looks TotallyPerfect in my opinion. And I have crewed on a couple Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition shoots. Athletic healthy body, tight abs, real breasts, nothing fake. That bikini shows it off just perfectly... The dog is cute though!
I can't believe the puppy bikini (pic #63) didn't make the finals! That was great!!! Much better than Hula Pooch!
And Teri (#173) has nice legs, but she's sickeningly skinny!
Damn, that Evie...girl like that makes a man actually think of gettin married. Would love to get to know the girl behind those sunglasses...as for you haters, all just a bunch of sad lonely insecure jealous beeatches. Have another donut.
Only one woman in the top 5 of a bikini contest? That's pretty stupid. It should be one token guy, maybe one funny pic, and the rest women. At least you picked the best one to represent the ladies.
That girl looks NASTY! The dog is more attractive than her in every way.
















