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Simpson -- Guess What I Did To My Mouth?!

5/8/2010 4:12 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Non-habitual toothbrusher Jessica Simpson claims she actually cleaned her pearly whites before heading to the airport yesterday -- a feat so rare, that her mother claims she had to take pictures!


Of course, Jessica recently admitted that she only brushes about three times a week -- because she doesn't like the way clean teeth feel in her mouth.

But yesterday in NYC, Jess bragged about her clean mouth -- and her mother added, "I went over all of her hygiene habits, just so she can remember them".

Better 29 years late than never!

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Rafaelle Zuccaro    

If she cant keep her mouth clean , I wonder what the rest of her "PARTS" are DIRTY??? No wonder why these guys keep dumping her, she probably REEKS of FOUL Odors!!!!

1568 days ago
17.

South Beach    

Her mother is reviewing her hygiene habits? At 13, ok. At 29? WTF?



Disgusting. Completely.

1568 days ago
18.

camaguey    

What is WRONG with these IDIOTS?!!?

1568 days ago
19.

c    

Ive known hot chicks like this, that dont bathe right, it like letting a child finger paint over th mona lisa,what a waste

1568 days ago
20.

ginny    

even a dog would hate that morning or anytime breath.



horrid!

1568 days ago
21.

No comment    

I started feeling sorry for her...but then the idiot goes on Leno and tells him she chews nicorette gum for the high and the engery. Like kids or need to hear this...I am sure sales went up. I am sure she chews the gum to help with weight loss...

1568 days ago
22.

Elmer Flobbergob    

What a pig.

1568 days ago
23.

Murgatroyd    

Good grief! Her breath must smell as rotten as Tom Cruise's--who is said to have the worst halitosis in Hollywood. Gossip has it that when he speaks to you, it's like someone farting in your face.

1568 days ago
24.

Smarg    

Now we all know why she can't keep a man. She stinks.

1568 days ago
25.

rexcars    

WTF? 3 times a week? Who in the would kiss someone with such nasty breath?

1568 days ago
26.

Love Star Wars    


I'm not surprised. She's more into lathering up if she can roll across the hood of a car for everyone to see rather than keeping up with her personal hygiene.



She might be a man.



1568 days ago
27.

CGS    

That just ain't right!

1568 days ago
28.

E    

when she's 50 or so and those cans are hanging down to her waistline, and the front door is missing off the trailer, and the pickup needs new fenders, she'll wish that she had brushed those pearly whites when she's having the fourth or fifth tooth pulled from decay, dumbass!

1568 days ago
29.

James    

She could bathe in mud like a pig, and she'd still be HOT.

1568 days ago
30.

Bexxx    

She's a gorgeous girl but looks aren't everything when you smell like a fish monger.
Is it just me or does it seem like Jessica tries just a little too hard to be 'the girl next door' or what her demented idea of the girl next door is? Cuz everybody loves a chick who can run a marathon, eat a chilli-dog then relax on the sofa with you, enjoying her own stench while giggling about her 'fluffs'. Jeeezus!

1568 days ago
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