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Lindsay Lohan -- Everything's Ducky

5/16/2010 11:04 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

If you hear Lindsay Lohan tell it, everything couldn't be going better -- she says she's making up traffic school like crazy ...  even though she's been in New York and now she's on her way to Cannes.



As TMZ first reported, Lohan has completed nine traffic school classes out of the required 13. Her DUI progress report hearing is Thursday and she's in France.

Lohan, who is clearly living in the world of denial,  says she needs a few more weeks to fully complete her traffic school obligations.

The judge has made it clear -- Thursday is D-day, and if she is in violation of probation LiLo is going to jail.  And, if Lindsay is shy of 13 on Thursday, the judge will almost certainly issue a warrant for her arrest if she doesn't show up for court.

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NeverMind    

Maybe she will stay in Europe and hang out with Polanski.

1559 days ago
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James    

Judging from this, I admit she's a very good actress.

1559 days ago
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800PoundGorilla    

Dear Lindsay,



Have fun in Cannes!
We all love and support you!
I would like to give you a big furry hug!



800 Pound Gorilla

1559 days ago
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metro2176    

What a delusional idiot....doesn't she realize that ridiculous guy interviewing her is a only saying those things and kissing her ass in order to get her to talk to him???? What a moron!!

1559 days ago
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metro2176    

What a delusional idiot....

1559 days ago
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Leigh Ann    

She's an "entitled", deceitful, addicted liar. No surprise. She is never punished for her bad behavior so she never learns anything. Parents and future parens alike take note...failing to provide your child with consequences for bad behavior creates a kid that thinks the rules don't apply to them. Here's your shining example.

1559 days ago
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wanderingdog    

How can someone that is suppose to be broke afford to go to Cannes? Wish her and her family would go away along with the Hiltons and the kardasians sick of seeing them in the press all the time, DOING NOTHING FOR ALOT OF MONEY. Makes me sick to my stomach especially with the economy and unemployment with people scraping just to by food. This person looks like she is in her fifties not in her twenties.

1559 days ago
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wanderingdog    

If this person is so broke how can she afford to go to Cannes? I don't get it. Sick of seeing her in the press. Wish she and her family would just go away. For this person to be so young she looks like she is 50 years old. Tired of her and the Hiltons and the Kardasians. People Making lots of money for doing nothing for it. How said with all of the people that are unemployed scraping to make ends meet.

1559 days ago
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Mikey    

Lohan is a celebrity and she can do whatever the F she wants. The judge knows this and will not put her in jail.

1558 days ago
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800PoundGorilla    

Dear Lindsay,



There are so many jealous haters out there!
The haters on TMZ.COM hate everyone so don't feel so bad!



800 Pound Gorilla

1558 days ago
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Cheryl A.    

Keep giving the Judge and the Law the finger, Lindsay. You are ENTITLED to it because you USED to be an actress before you became a drunken idiot.



Jeez!

1558 days ago
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linusik    

wow ... just throw he in jail. it can actually help. reality will smack her across the face and HOPEFULLY bring her back to mother Earth :)

1558 days ago
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omfg    

She's looking pretty rough

1558 days ago
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Horndog    

Lindsay who? Gloria Allred will be involved in this at some point.

1558 days ago
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you know it    

it's apparent that she grew up with irresponsible parents. You've got to teach your kids personal responsibility. It seems her parents were lax or that they had so much turmoil in their married lives that they didn't have the time or energy to teach all these morals. More than likely I see her father as the culprit. If he had so many issues and was creating havoc in their everyday lives being wrapped up in his selfish life, he should have fixed that and then become a better parent. Such a common story in todays America.

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