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Wrestling legend "Macho Man" Randy Savage recently tied the knot for the second time ... and we're guessing his vows sounded like this:
Priest: "Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
Macho Man: "Ohhhhh yeeeeeeaaaahhhhhhhhhh."
After that, we're guessing Macho took the priest out with a cheap shot, hit his Best Man in the face with a folding chair ... and then pinned him just in time for the priest to wake up, realize what's going on and then confusingly start a three count.
Once the three count was established, we're guessing Hulk Hogan suddenly appeared and objected to the marriage ... which started a screaming match between the wrestlers that they decide to settle once-and-for-all at a upcoming pay-per-view special.
All that aside, Macho's new wife's name is Lynn. They seem happy.
Snap into a Slim Jim.
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she almost looks like an older elizabeth from the side...
best of luck to them both!
That hair is dreadful. At first glance it looks like she has rollers in her hair.
Seriously you guys at TMZ are so funny. Very creative & witty. Thank you for always making me smile and laugh every day!!!
What the hell is this story doing here!?!
This website is: "All Lindsay All the Time" courtesy of Harvey Levin and TMZ.
Please straighten out the new hires.
I get the impression that Savage wouldn't be married by a priest, He's Jewish.
Macho Man are you going to include Slim Jims' to everyone once you have a daughter? Why not a cigar? My feelings are that slim Jims are more healthy! What ever happened to your past hostess/princess Elizabeth?
Are you Kidding me!?
Tell the truth!
yikes he looks half dead,,,where are his funny looking glasses,,
this dude is a tool. he use to show up at clubs in the tampa area. people use to torture his ass by screaming "step into a slim jim" all night long
a friend of mine was at golds gym when randy **** himself while workingout...now thats comedy!
OMG congrats to whoever wrote this cause it was the funniest thing I have ever read!
Mr. and Mrs. Poffo! Congratulations, and May God Bless both of you!
The Wrestling world awaits the return of a Legend:
Macho Man Randy Savage....DIG IT!
