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'Macho Man' -- King of the Wedding Ring

5/20/2010 3:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Wrestling legend "Macho Man" Randy Savage recently tied the knot for the second time ... and we're guessing his vows sounded like this:

Priest: "Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

Macho Man: "Ohhhhh yeeeeeeaaaahhhhhhhhhh."


After that, we're guessing Macho took the priest out with a cheap shot, hit his Best Man in the face with a folding chair ... and then pinned him just in time for the priest to wake up, realize what's going on and then confusingly start a three count.

Once the three count was established, we're guessing Hulk Hogan suddenly appeared and objected to the marriage ... which started a screaming match between the wrestlers that they decide to settle once-and-for-all at a upcoming pay-per-view special.

All that aside, Macho's new wife's name is Lynn. They seem happy.

Snap into a Slim Jim.

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ed    

First

1561 days ago
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jlynne    

she almost looks like an older elizabeth from the side...
best of luck to them both!

1561 days ago
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I'm A Lawyer    

He Looks like Billy Joel

1561 days ago
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Phreaky    

That hair is dreadful. At first glance it looks like she has rollers in her hair.

1561 days ago
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ledzep2112    

Seriously you guys at TMZ are so funny. Very creative & witty. Thank you for always making me smile and laugh every day!!!

1561 days ago
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SantaFeJack    

What the hell is this story doing here!?!



This website is: "All Lindsay All the Time" courtesy of Harvey Levin and TMZ.



Please straighten out the new hires.



1561 days ago
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Robellis    

I get the impression that Savage wouldn't be married by a priest, He's Jewish.

1561 days ago
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Eric Anderson    

Macho Man are you going to include Slim Jims' to everyone once you have a daughter? Why not a cigar? My feelings are that slim Jims are more healthy! What ever happened to your past hostess/princess Elizabeth?



Are you Kidding me!?




Tell the truth!

1561 days ago
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electriczipper    

yikes he looks half dead,,,where are his funny looking glasses,,

1561 days ago
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Baby on Board    

what a great joke. How did you come up with that clever thought.



1561 days ago
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assmouth     

this dude is a tool. he use to show up at clubs in the tampa area. people use to torture his ass by screaming "step into a slim jim" all night long



a friend of mine was at golds gym when randy **** himself while workingout...now thats comedy!

1561 days ago
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Trish    

Nice to see a happy couple in love.

1561 days ago
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LeRoy    

Cant wait to see her body slam him!

1561 days ago
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Bev    

OMG congrats to whoever wrote this cause it was the funniest thing I have ever read!

1561 days ago
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His Prince Michael    

Mr. and Mrs. Poffo! Congratulations, and May God Bless both of you!
The Wrestling world awaits the return of a Legend:
Macho Man Randy Savage....DIG IT!

1561 days ago
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