Eva Mendes -- I'm Releasing the Sex Tape

8/3/2010 6:15 AM PDT
After months of intense rumors and speculation ... Eva Mendes has finally decided to market her never-before-seen "sex tape" ... but it ain't exactly what you were hoping for, perverts.

Obviously, the whole thing was a gag for FunnyOrDie.com -- sorry -- but she still looks real hot ... and the clip is pretty funny ... so enjoy.