Tom Cruise -- Look Suri, No Hands!!!

ughhh... that voice is super annoying

Kevin, let me guess, you are unemployeed, overweight, alchoholic living in your parents house?

No, with a comment like that you are probably even more pathetic. Get a life.

I'm sure Katie and Tommy think they are raising a little genius. In my book, a small child who eats what and when they want, sleeps when they want, wears what they want and has millions of dollars worth of clothes - is spoiled. The rest of the world won't treat her this way. They are setting this child up for a very rough ride when she gets older. And I still don't think she's Katie or Tom's biological child. Sorry, just my opinion.

His thetans are off the chart Ron! If I join that Scientologist cult will they brain wash me to be as crazy as Tom Cruise?

Ok this is my favourite song you have written ever! Please make it a regular feature!

Tom Cruise One Crazy S.O.B!

Tom Cruise Better Than You And Me!

Funny Funny!

Don't worry Tom. XENU will save you.

Tom Cruise.... one washed up F A G
Tom Cruise.... his cult is crazy
Tom Cruise.... Scientology wants his money
Tom Cruise.... I can't wait to see him go S P L A T

I feel like I lose brain cells listening to this TMZ anouncer or whatever he is, but Tom is a bad ass.

Nothing against Tom cruise personally but he sure seems to try to overcompensate for...something. Suri is gorgeous

whoa. whoa. whoa. What other actor does this? F#$@ing AWESOME!

Cruise is the real deal.

Death-defying it's not. He's got safety cables. Now if he was scaling the building free-hand like that spiderman dude, then that would be considered death-defying. Not impressed.

Hey, his crazy stunts and dramatics don't change my opinion of him. This is all he has left to fall back on.I'm not buying it!!!

Tom must have some even more serious 'issues' than we thought he did. I can't imagine any parent who would decide that the potential deadly outcome, could possibly be justified to a little girl who simply wants and needs her daddy. Doesn't matter who you are or what you did, Tom, if you're there for Suri as she ages.
If Tom were to die, Suri would always wonder WHY her dad thought making a movie, and dying while doing it, were more important than being around for her while she grows up...

Best narrator ever. Does anyone know who does his voice?