
Memberships at Madge's new sweat factory cost about $160 a month.
Keeping up with the 52-year-old Material mom takes a lot of practice ... and a lot of money.

Mexico City!??! What's wrong with the good ol' USA? It's not like there's a short supply of FAT/Outta Shape people here!
WOW VERY COOL IDEA..................too bad she stole the whole concept from her fitness trainer.......she is such a skank, and now she is an OLD SKANK .......... get off the planet...... read the book her brother wrote , she is truly an evil human being
and BTW ... she could better serve the USA by offering a gym for outta shape fat kids who sit around all the time playing WII ... XBOX and other lazy video games. Someone needs to rattle her cage and make her see the REAL world (i.e. America) and its' lazy fat-ass condition!
$160... per month???!!! That's outrageous! Anyone who would actually pay that just to belong to a gym is an absolutely FOOL!
No matters how hard she tries, she'll never get rid of those batwings - look at her upper arms & compare them to the girl next to her...you can work 'em all you want but Time Tells...
SHE NEEDS TO RETIRE FOR GOOD, AND STAY AWAY FROM ALL THE LITTLE BOYS, DOES SHE THINK THEY WILL MAKE HER FEEL YOUNG, NOOOOT, YUK
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I bet everyone was having fun until BENGAY and PRUNE juice walk in , She truly is a OLD HAGGARD ALBINO.
She needs to be in a bingo hall taking in the sounds of B-2...I-22, i repeat I-22.
Madge never did anything for America - Never a benefit concert -Never a project for the poor folk of the Nation that made it all possible! Even 9-11 could not draw this skank from her European Lux and fake British accent.
The one thing that Madge cannot deal with - is age! Father time has not been kind to this gym-rat who needs a new tuck once a month now - This is karma and every wrinkle, every crows-foot, every new chin and every varicose vain that pops up on this pig brings me great joy!
That said, she is a very talented artist!
The average daily income in Mexico hovers around $5.00 a day, yet she sets up shop in the D.F. and asks for $160... per month??
Madonna is still that same old material girl. Pathetic. How long before a gym patron gets kidnapped and held for ransom?
wow. $160... a month in Mexico City. Once again, "money begets money"...only the Mexican elite get to participate - most citizens don't even make those kinda pesos in a week, let alone a month. Nice Madge, really nice...
So sick of looking at Madonna shaking her funky rotten menopausal crotch, dried out bones and cheek implants while trying to hawk one of her overpriced products. Has this woman ever done anything for charity, without a photo op for publicity? Hey Madge, how about stopping by an orphanage or feeding the hungry for a change?
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