Britney SLAMS Ex-Hubby -- 'Kiss My Lily White Ass'

DON'T THINK ANYONE WANTS TO KISS HER ASS!!!!

Britney Spears Bodyguard: Britney Scares Kids By Crying & Farting

by Stuart Heritage on September 24, 2007 11 Comments

in Celebrity Astronime Domini,Celebrity Gossip

Britney Spears Babbling Tony Barretto News Of The World Farting Crying Drugs Children KidsJust when you thought things couldn't get worse for Britney Spears, her former bodyguard Tony Barretto has decided to tell the world that Britney Spears spooks out her kids by screaming and crying and babbling and farting a lot.

In an interview with the News Of The World, Tony Barretto has made all sorts of very specific claims about how Britney Spears is a mentally-ill, chain-smoking, mostly-nude, constantly-guffing drug addict who almost overdosed and sometimes babbles in a made-up language to her children and employees. Barretto's claims come right in the middle of Britney Spears' increasingly nasty custody battle with Kevin Federline – which has already seen Britney Spears ordered to take twice-weekly drug tests – and the collapse of her professional career.

you know whats really gonna be funny..in a few weeks when all this is proven to be true,,watch her go on a battered womans pity tour an try to garner sympathy an hope no one calls her on her denials an smear campaign against those who brought this to the front

i like crazy brit better

Britney's fabulous fanny is much prettier than the faces of most women.
Kissing,licking,tickling,massaging,squeezing it would be wonderful.

It just might be all dingle berried up!!

What a redneck! I'm from GA and knew the tapes were fake, but I would never talk like that. Have fun on your vacation....I'm sure you will be fighting the whole time.

I doubt she really said it. We lived in New Orleans, and never heard talk like that. The folks down there are friendly, kind, outgoing, and in no big hurry. I really could have lived there forever. In addition, I don't remember anyone saying y'all or you-all. They have a unique accent, sort of a cross between cajun and southern. At any rate, happy birthday Britney.

spoken like a true angry southern woman!get em britt!

IT'S BRITNEY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#HAPPYBDAYBRITNEY TWEET!!!!!!
NEW ALBUM IN MARCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA

YOU HAVE GOT TO LOVE BRITNEY!

STOP TALKING CRAP ABOUT HER.
SHE HAS NO BAD INTENTIONS IN HER HEART AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT
THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS OF HER FAME AND WANT TO DESTROY HER
SHE IS NOT CRAZY OR MENTALLY ILL..
SHE JUST LOST IT WHEN SHE FOUND OUT HER HUSBAND WAS A FRAUD.. SHE BACK OFF SHE IS A HONEST YOUNG WOMAN WHO'S BIRTHDAY IS TODAY
SO BACK OFF

Harvey, you're a lawyer so you should know he is NOT her ex husband. An annulment means the marriage was never valid. But, I'm thinking a more accurate description might be ex friend.

"Threatened" legal action? why haven't they taken legal action already? Radar keeps posting more crap everyday. I mean I hope she's not on the receiving end of this guys fist & that her denial is for real however why hasn't her attorney already filed an action against her X & Radar? ... Just think it's a little weird. How hard is it to draft up an order to show cause?

That's so mature NOT!

threatening to take legal action ???? if they tapes were not real then don't threaten it do it. i think this is just another publicity stunt played by both Star mag and Brittany i mean all these stars always say they are threatening to take action but never do and yet they are in the press every chance they get..