David Arquette -- Road to Rehab Paved with Metaphors

1/4/2011 5:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
David Arquette's sudden trip to rehab can best be explained by -- like most things -- a really good metaphor! Now we just have to figure out what the hell this has to do with the iphone alarm crisis.

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