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David Arquette -- Road to Rehab Paved with Metaphors

1/4/2011 5:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

David Arquette's sudden trip to rehab can best be explained by -- like most things -- a really good metaphor! Now we just have to figure out what the hell this has to do with the iphone alarm crisis.
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NDNchief    

Yo Davie ! If U don't get right, Somebody is gonna get right up in Coutney's guts on the regular. I would let her coug me out.

1301 days ago
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DANA    

one more story of this untalented spoiled coke head
and Im done with TMZ

1301 days ago
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MIDNIGHT TOKER    

please move this to WHO CARES TMZ

1301 days ago
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jim    

he should revive his grandfather's 'Charlie Weaver' character!

"[Leonard Box and his wife] were such a lovely couple. She was so bowlegged and he was so knock-kneed that when they walked down the street they spelled OX." Cliff Arquette as Charlie Weaver

1301 days ago
5.

Jim    

This guy is an idiot and deserves no respect. He has the maturity level of a child. Kick him to the curb.

1301 days ago
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1301 days ago
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snooki has a penis    

First of all...i find it so funny that the first few posts are from people "claiming they don't care about him or this story....yet they went through the trouble of signing up and posting to it. What a bunch of friggin TOOLz. 2nd... how can anyone feel sorry for David after his rant about black people and how they should go back to africa..see video...> http://www.youtube.com/user/BaddBoyBlanco <<...I couldn't believe he talked about it like it wasn't a big deal. WTF. These friggin celebz are getting out of control. You can be a prikk, you can be doped up, but being RACIST!??? Big NO NO!! you are dun David. Peace deputy Dewie.-©

1301 days ago
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8amarya    

hey ppl could u focus on the important thing here, what's wrong with the iphone?

1301 days ago
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Amanda Babin    

@#8: David did not make any racist comments. If he did, it definitely would have been in the news. The only racial-related remark he said was that he wants minorities to get ahead in society.
And people who don't like David shouldn't even click on this article or waste their time commenting. You're only encouraging TMZ to post more articles about him.

1299 days ago

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