Charlie Sheen Really Has Ear Infection that Kept Him From 'Two and a Half Men' -- So Says Warner Bros. Docctor

*cough cough* we believe you charlie :P

he's looking old.

"The Warner Bros. doctor got in the act because the insurance policy covering the show requires it."
How on Earth do they justify insuring him when he's been to rehab, is clearly an alcoholic, and his hooker situation? I mean, his STD treatment bill alone probably costs more than his insurance premiums.

I believe the infection part!

That looks like the "Gay Ear"...There is nothing wrong with that.

Why are you queers at TMZ so obsessed with Charlie?

ear deep in std's.

"The Warner Bros. doctor got in the act because the insurance policy covering the show requires it."
How on Earth do they justify insuring him when he's been to rehab, is clearly an alcoholic, and his hooker situation? I mean, his STD treatment bill alone probably costs more than his insurance premiums.

Posted at 4:37 PM on Jan 12, 2011 by Disturbed

Considering how much he loves hookers/pornstars, I'm surprised more of them don't turn up pregnant. I think this means that Charle knows the benefits of condoms, so I doubt he's has a lot of STDs.

Alright! Glad we got this confirmed. What are we going to discuss now, his 'roids? How are you guys finding this stuff out. Shouldn't this be confidential?

Ever that sniffling opposed to blowing you nose can cause or perpetuate and ear infection?

Well cocaine can cause a runny nose and sniffling that runny nose, along with more coke, for 3-4 days, with no sleep, running down your immune system, sniffling some more, BOOM, ear infection.

(crazy bad run on sentence)

Party on Charlie, we're just jealous.

Those ladies must've kissed him everywhere.

Why are you queers at TMZ so obsessed with Charlie?

Posted at 4:41 PM on Jan 12, 2011 by Mike

Why are you so obsessed with TMZ?

He may have an ear infection but I AM NOT BUYING IT when he says that's the reason he's missed work. Must be nice to have a scapegoat, eh Charlie? Addicts LIE that's what they're good for.

If it's an "ongoing problem" and serious, coke and alcohol are no good for that.

The question is, where did the infection START? He is such trash... I feel badly for his parents and kids.