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Mel's Lawyers Serve Oksana's Ex-Bodyguard

1/19/2011 9:38 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Oksana Grigorieva's former bodyguard -- the man who knows her playbook inside and out -- was subpoenaed today in her custody war with Mel Gibson ... and he got served while he was blabbing about the case.

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Sources connected to the case tell us Kristian Herzog (left) was served on Wednesday as he left one of several interviews he did about Mel and Oksana. One of his stops was with Mike Von Fremd (center) of ABC News.

As for why Mel's attorneys want to get Herzog in court -- we're told he was in virtually every lawyer's meeting that Oksana had last year and knows all her secrets.

Most importantly ... he is not bound by attorney-client privilege -- which makes him the perfect fly on the wall.


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76.

little aussie reader    

V and others have brought up many times the fact that no-one in the mainstream media is looking into Ox's history. They're all just repeating what Regurgitators Of Lies (ROL) says. It's a sad reflection on the state of journalism today.

1187 days ago
77.

little aussie reader    

no problem janet :o)

1187 days ago
78.

Curious    

LMAO... SO you know ROL will be spinning an new story to do more damage control...

Posted at 6:33 PM on Jan 19, 2011 by Shuffle Demon
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Yeppers!
And we'll be able to tell how bad it is for Miss Oksana by how badly the story bashes Mr. Kris.

1187 days ago
79.

champix_o    

For your viewing amusement:

http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=e3ac50a2-1d2f-435e-9f81-0b572d07b7bf

Horowitz sure didn't like old Herzog, did he?

Tee hee
Posted at 6:01 PM on Jan 19, 2011 by middleagedcrazy
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Wow! Thanks for the video – http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=e3ac50a2-1d2f-435e-9f81-0b572d07b7bf

Is Chris Hertzog watching this again to refresh his own memory :-) He knows he is already under the bus ..

Additional reminder curtesy of Annie …
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All of this was removed from the Bodyguard Group website

OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE FROM:
The Bodyguard Group
www.TheBodyguardGroup.com
"Hire US & A U.S. Veteran Gets A Job"
RE:
Kris Herzog, Oksana Grigorieva and Mel Gibson.
~and~
Kris Herzog retires as Owner of The Bodyguard Group.
Thank you for your interest in The Bodyguard Group and Kris Herzog.
Owner Kris has retired to write a Book on his 25 years as a Celebrity Bodyguard.
None of our U.S. Veteran members will be making any additional comments until
after Kris completed his book and movie rights deal about his life story.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kris is donating the majority of his income from his Book to U.S. Veterans.
As he already has been doing for over 25 years, Kris is donating the majority of his
earnings to U.S. Veterans and the families of U.S. Veterans killed in Combat, this
includes his income from any source and again any monies he earns from the book
and movie about his 25 years in the Celebrity Bodyguard business, Kris is currently
considering offers for his Book and hopes to complete a deal this month. Kris has
been helping U.S. Veterans & their Families FREE of charge for over 25 years, a
Family tradition started 43 years ago by his Father.
We are proud to report Kris, as he has done
for over 25 years will again be playing Santa
Kris for 200 poor children this Christmas.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
As reported by the News media Kris Herzog was and continues to be deeply
involved in every aspect of the ongoing legal battles between Oksana Grigorieva
and Mel Gibson, we can confirm the following facts.
Kris, Oksana and Mel Gibson Facts:
1. Kris Herzog started becoming involved in the Oksana Grigorieva and Mel Gibson
cases about 7 months ago in May of 2010, Kris and Oksana Grigorieva have been
very special friends for the majority of that time.
About 5 months ago Kris and The Bodyguard Group became the 1st group to
publicly support Oksana and her family, Kris had Oksans's written permission and
written thanks for the 1st Official Oksana Press Release posted on the Oksana page
on our web site back in July 2010. www.TheBodyguardGroup.com/oksana
2. During most of that time Kris has been with Oksana Grigorieva as her very close
friend, adviser and protector. In these capacities Kris was deeply involved in every
aspect of the Oksana Grigorieva and Mel Gibson, Criminal, Civil and Family Law /
Custody cases.
3. Kris and his advisers have been speaking with Oksana for over 5 months and most
recently her Chief Attorney Martin Garbus about Kris writing a Book about his 25
years in the Celebrity Bodyguard business and the rest of his life, including his
relationship with Oksana. Kris, Oksana and Chief Attorney Martin Garbus had
hoped to keep this Book a secret until after the Mel Gibson custody case was
completed, so the Book would not influence the Family Law case between Oksana
and Mel.
4. Kris and Oksana are no longer speaking directly, but Oksana’s Chief Attorney
Martin Garbus calls Kris several times a week to keep in touch and make sure
Oksana’s best interests are being protected.
Martin and Kris are trying to work out these issues to avoid a Civil Law Suit being
filed by Kris for the illegal and slanderous video taped comments made by an
Oksana team member.
Any Civil Law suit filed by Kris against team Oksana would be a public relations
victory for team Mel Gibson and a defeat for team Oksana, this would be a deeply
regretted last resort for Kris and again he is hoping this can be avoided.
5. Kris has NEVER signed a Non Disclosure Agreement with Oksana or anyone in his
25 years in the Celebrity Bodyguard business. Kris is currently entertaining offers
from Book publishers, Literary Agents, Movie Producers and Screen writers about
the Book and Movie rights to his life story. A brief preview to this can be found on
the Owner Kris page on our web site:
www.TheBodyguardGroup.com/ownerkris
----------------------------------
Kris has 1000’s of e-mails, text messages, 100’s of Private Photos,
Private Videos and voice mails to confirm ALL OF THE ABOVE FACTS.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
FALSE CRIMINAL ACCUSATIONS:
2 Verbal ONLY Confrontations with Aggressive Criminal Paparazzi.
99% of the charges were Dismissed and the final one will be dismissed soon.
Kris was involved in 2 Verbal ONLY brief confrontations with the Paparazzi, each
lasting only a few seconds and each time ONLY 1 Paparazzi was following Kris and
several of our members from a job, each time Kris was with several of his fellow
U.S. Veterans and bodyguards including off duty Law Enforcement Officers,
each time they had a VERBAL ONLY confrontation with the Paparazzi.
Here are the facts; Anything else reported by ANYONE will result in a Civil Law Suit
filled by Kris and / or the U.S. Veteran members of our group.
HERE ARE THE FACTS:
1. THE ALLEGED VICTIMS WERE PAPARAZZI HARASSING KRIS & OUR U.S. VETERAN
MEMBERS.
Kris and several (witnesses) U.S. Veteran members of The Bodyguard Group were
harassed by the Paparazzi and had 2 VERBAL ONLY confrontations with the
Paparazzi who failed to turn over film of the incident to the Police, as the film DID
NOT SUPPORT THE CHARGES MADE.
2. NO WEAPONS SHOWN, USED OR INVOLVED IN ANY WAY DURING THE INCIDENT.
During the 2 incidents reported in the News Media, there was NEVER any weapons
shown, used or involved in the Paparazzi encounters, in fact Kris was Never found
to be in possession of a gun, NEVER PERIOD.
3. KRIS HAD NO GUN AND
THAT FALSE ALLEGATION WAS DISMISSED BY THE D.A.
8 hours after the incident was over, a Legal gun was found in a car, legally locked in
a gun safe, in a car NOT owned or registered to Kris the gun in fact belonged to
another Bodyguard who had locked it in the gun safe in the car and it had NOTHING
TO DUE WITH KRIS, when the D.A. Discovered this FACT, the D.A. Dismissed those
charges against Kris, as he never had a gun or was even seen with a gun, NEVER
PERIOD.
4. NO ONE PULLED ANYONE OVER, WE WERE ALREADY STOPPED AT A TRAFFIC
LIGHT FOR BOTH INCIDENTS, AND BOTH OF THESE CHARGES WERE DISMISSED
BY THE D.A...
This fact was investigated and verified and both charges of False Imprisonment, for
pulling someone over, these charges were DISMISSED BY THE D.A.
5. NO POLICE RED OR BLUE LIGHTS, NO POLICE SIREN, NONE WERE EVER FOUND
BY POLICE.
The cars involved were given back the next day from Police impound, after Police
inspection with NO RED OR BLUE LIGHTS OR SIREN FOUND OR CONFISCATED BY
THE Police, why would the Police give the car back if anything illegal was in it ?
----------------------------------------------------------------We are very sad to report Kris has retired to write his Book and has turned over
command of our group to the chain of command as listed on our web site: www.
TheBodyguardGroup.com
U.S. Veterans WILL NOT abandon Kris or any of our fellow U.S. Veteran members
due to false accusations or spin about a VERBAL ONLY confrontation with the
Paparazzi, the Paparazzi are the problem, not the Protectors.
Kris has supported U.S. Veterans & their Families for over 25 years
and our U.S. Veteran members will always support & Pray for Kris.
God Bless The Men, Women and Families of the United States Armed Forces and
those who support them.
Please Pray for, Support and defend ALL Victims of Domestic Violence.
Richard Davis, Commanding
The Bodyguard Group
www.TheBodyguardGroup.com
Kris BIO & Photo Page:
www.TheBodyguardGroup.com/ownerkris
"Hire US & A U.S. Veteran Gets A Job"
Posted at 8:05 AM on Jan 12, 2011 by Annie

1187 days ago
80.

M. Gabriel    

FIREFLY...................... Where's my chunk of skanky's hair? I need it for framing with my favorite picture of her............ You know, the one where she's smiling wide for the dentist! I'll be hanging it up next to her picture with the orange jumpsuit (just as soon as those are released!)

1187 days ago
81.

LISA    

LISA: I have copies of the bio back to july?

Posted at 6:29 PM on Jan 19, 2011 by Sam

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Great Sam! You think you could post it just for kicks. It was the funniest thing I ever saw.
Perhaps also ... on Freeeeedddom. I think the evolution of the bio could be quite telling.

Oh, by the way, did you know that Natalia is listed as being 22 years old on her site. And she
has some Russian Forbes Billionaire guy following her on Twitter. He may not be a billionaire, but he's following the Russian Forbes Magazine. The crazy **** just keeps on coming.

1187 days ago
82.

fuddyduddy    

I'm pulling some comments from the other thread so that they are not lost. I also want people to see that Ocean/Sweetheart knew way before any of us what Mel was going through with OG.

I also know that Sweetheart posted here before that Mel broke up with OG in February 2009 and then she weasled back into his life and viola! Ends up pregnant.
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(Here is Ocean's post)

Ocean
February 22, 2010
YES, THATS WHAT HE PLANS TO DO TOO. HE IS STIL MARRIED TO ROBYN AND THIS WHO-RE IS DOING THIS ON THE FACE OF HIS KIDS WHO CAN SEE IT.

ITS ENOUGH.

MEL INTEND TO ANNULATE THE DIVORCE AND STAY WITH ROBYN, WHILE OKSAN HAS BEEN BLACKMAILING HIM IF HE SEES ROBYN AGAIN, TO GO TO THE MEDIA WITH PERSONAL INFOS.
BUT IT DOESNT STOP MEL OF SEEING ROBYN VERY OFTEN BEHIND HER BACK.
SHE HAS NO IDEA OF WHAT MEL IS ACTUALY DOING EVERYDAY.
THE DIVORCE SHOULD BE FINALISED SINCE OCTOBER, BUT WASNT BECAUSE MEL DONT WANT TO.

HE DONT LIKE OKSAN, AND STAYING WITH ROBYN WILL ALSO SAVE HIM FROM HER.
THIS WOMAN INSULT MEL ALL THE TIME AND SCREAM AND YIELL AT HIM.

HE IS CLOSE OF HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN AND CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE.
HE WANTS HER OUT OF HIS LIFE AND FORBIDDEN TO EVEN CAN USE HIS NAME TO ADVERTISE HERSELF.

SHE HAS TO GO AWAY FOR EVER, SHE IS NOT WANTED AND WILL NEVER BE.
NOBODY WANTS OF A GRUMPY GOLDIGGER LIKE HER.

Read more: http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2010/02/mel_gibson_and_oksana_make_music_together.php#ixzz1BXUNZ1TX
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(post from other thread)
One of those odd little thoughts --

It appears that NOW the piano player is claiming (see LKL interview) that the 'romance' started going bad when she got pregnant. According to her previous claims, it was just Jan-Feb 2009. Maybe there is something to the persistent rumors that the pregnancy was a trap -- just the beginning of the extortion. Or was it that her backstories started unraveling?

Tee hee

Posted at 5:10 PM on Jan 19, 2011 by middleagedcrazy

MAC

When I heard this claim on LKL, it raised some flags.


Posted at 5:28 PM on Jan 19, 2011 by poirot
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(another post from the other thread)
@middleage...I've been saying that from the very beginning. Gibson said that himself their relationship was not going that great and Ox had no choice but to get pregnant. I always felt she got pregnant on purpose. Gibson knew damn well she did and Gibson knew what she was going to do. Gibson was right.


Posted at 5:27 PM on Jan 19, 2011 by janet

1187 days ago
83.

rainbowdancer    

The D.A may decide to prosecute Mel, but this is what he is facing:
Complainant: known grifter,extortionist,prostitute etc(list too long...)
Witnesses: deceased(babysitter), paid (facialist), clients(dentist,Jimmy da weasel) , related(mom,son), hearsay(doctors), missing(Tony the bodyguard/driver?)
Evidence: Illegal and altered recordings, fudged pictures and Mel's admission that he slapped her(the smoking gun?:)

Sure he can get a conviction if his jury pool is:
Ari Emmanuel, Joy Behar, Winona Ryder, Officer Mee, Harvey Levin and Mike, Barbara Walters, Gloria Allred, Lisa Bloom, the ROL crew, Annoying papp who keeps telling her how"beautiful" she is, Hertzog, and all the attorneys who jumped on the bandwagon and are now facing non payment of their bills.

Good luck with this one Mr. D.A. :)))))

1187 days ago
84.

Curious    

It's been a lovely evening, thank you folks. :)

I'm off for bubble bath, book and bed.
Ya'll be well and stay frosty.

Tohidu.

1187 days ago
85.

Firefly    

REALLY? That means YOU Frieda: you're being to quiet! Mouth up woman! LA me: what's up?? Get to talking-- do your part!
YOU did good Firefly to at least try to spread the truth!

Did you get a chance to see Hoffman or the rat hole or anything swell?

Posted at 6:21 PM on Jan 19, 2011 by Sam

Hey Sam,

No I missed him by a few minutes or so I'm told. I didn't get to see much because we went to get a rent a car at a place I call Shady-R-Us because we were told everything was closed because of the holiday.(they lied) They told my friend one price and when we arrived they jacked the price double. Then wanted to charge me 350.00 just in case I run off with the car. The guy behind the counter was playing with a large stack of bills and was wearing a money bag necklace covered in diamonds. It was a non smoking car but it smelled like a chimney. It was covered in dents and scratches. Since we took a cab there we were stuck. Once we got the car we went one block and saw a Enterprise. My friend had a executive account there and we got a nice car and took the other back to Shady R Us. So by the time we got out of there it was after nine pm and we just went back to the hotel because it was eleven for us.(it's a two hour difference for us and we had had enough for one day)

1187 days ago
86.

M. Gabriel    

MEL GIBSON: "This is all your fault, everything! You did this!

1187 days ago
87.

Bunny that earns scooby snacks!    

bio dated Aug .

Biography for
Oksana Grigorieva More at IMDbPro »
ad feedbackDate of Birth
1970


Birth Name
Oksana Petrovich Chernuha


Height
5' 6½" (1.69 m)


Mini Biography
Oksana Grigorieva is a Russian-American pianist and composer known for high profile relationships with celebrities, such as Timothy Dalton and Mel Gibson, among others.

She was born Oksana Petrovna Chernukha in the Soviet Union. Her grandparents were WWII veterans decorated for their courage in the war against the Nazis. Her father, Petr Chernukha, and mother, Ludmila Grigorieva-Chernukha, were music professors, both are now retired and are living in a suburb of Moscow, Russia. Her sister, Natalie, twelve years younger, is living in Russia with her parents.

Young Oksana was fond of music and movies. She began piano lessons at the age of three under the tutelage of her mother. At the age of six Oksana composed her first piano piece while watching movies on TV. As a teenager, she was obsessed with movies by Tarkovsky, and fashioned herself as a film composer. She was also fascinated by Western culture. Watching Timothy Dalton on Russian TV, both Oksana and her mother were charmed by the actor, as was the majority of the female population in Russia. At that time Oksana was sharing a two-room flat with her parents in a public apartment building on Lenin Street in Saransk, and hard life in a small Soviet town became too dull for her. But her journey from Russian poverty to Hollywood royalty was a long and winding road.

During the 1980s she studied piano at a local school of music, then continued her piano studies at the Kazan conservatory in Russia, albeit she did not graduate from the conservatory, abruptly ending her studies there after three years. Oksana was a straight-A student, keen to hone her English and prepare herself for better life in the affluent West. But it was her personal life in Russia that caused most troubles to her and her parents, because by the age of 18 she became so attractive and desired by many, so that men of all ages could not resist from stalking her and some young men were even caught while braking into her bedroom window to get her. Seeking protection, she married a fellow student, who shared her desires to live in the West, but the marriage did not work and was dissolved soon. While the Soviet Union was falling apart and the situation became increasingly hard for all people, she began looking for a better place in the world. Her parents did not blame her for having a dream about a better life beyond the poverty and grim of their small town, so they scrambled all their savings and paid for her visa and a flight to London, thus unlocking the path to her dream.

At the age of 20, Oksana left the Soviet Union for England. For several months she did a string of lowly jobs cleaning and care-giving for elderly in Kent, and also gave free piano performances at various churches. In 1992 she married Nicholas Rowland, a British artist who was 19 years older, albeit the marriage was dissolved soon, it still allowed her to stay in the UK. During her first years in England Oksana studied piano at the Royal College of Music in London. At that time she supported herself working as a piano teacher for children, and also was a part-time waitress at a London restaurant near the Buckingham Palace. There she was spotted by the royal photographer Patrick Lichfield. Soon her photos were in various fashion magazines. On her modeling gig for the 1993 royal calendar Oksana was wearing, among other things, Her Magesty's coat and one of the special dresses originally designed for Princess Diana.

In 1995, while interpreting for the Russian director Nikita Mikhalkov at the London Film festival, Oksana met Timothy Dalton. Soon Mr. Dalton, then in his 50s, and an attractive film star widely known as James Bond, invited Oksana to live together at his homes in Chiswick, London and in West Hollywood. The two also traveled together in the Caribbean. Oksana's first child, son Alexander, with Timothy Dalton was born in London on August 7, 1997. At that time the ex-James Bond who is also a good friend of President Clinton, took Oksana to the White House, and soon she sent her parents a photo showing her and Dalton together with the Clintons standing on the White House lawn. That was the time when the Clintons were dealing with their own situation, so Mr. Dalton came to show the Clintons his support and brought Oksana along.

At first, the news about Oksana's relationship with the James Bond star caused much trouble to her parents in Russia, because they were surrounded by people living in dire poverty, so their flat was burglarized three times and their shop was burned down. Dalton's heart moved, and he sent Oksana's parents a check, so they left the troubled town and visited Oksana with Dalton and their son in Hollywood. The parents approved their daughter's civil union with the British actor. A few years later their union ended, and Oksana with her son settled in Los Angeles, California. There she made a name for herself as a songwriter, when 'Un Dia Liegara', a tune she made for Josh Groban, appeared on his 2006 album 'Awake' and became a hit.

Living in California, Oksana Grigorieva continued writing songs, she was also giving performances at an upscale Russian restaurant. There she met Mel Gibson, who was then already separated from his wife. She was more a symptom than a cause of Mel Gibson's marriage disintegration. Gibson was apparently so smitten that he gave Oksana a cameo role in some hospital scenes in 'Edge of Darkness'. In 2008, Mel Gibson's company, Icon Records, employed Oksana Grigorieva as a musician. Ms. Grigorieva and Mr. Gibson had a relationship that lasted about two years. At that time Oksana with her son Alexander moved in a home in Sherman Oaks, bought for her by Mel Gibson's company. She and Mel Gibson became the parents of a girl, Lucia, born on October 30, 2009 in Los Angeles. The baby was born prematurely and required special attention, so Oksana's mother, Ludmila, came from Russia to Los Angeles to help Oksana with the baby.

Continuing her career as a singer-songwriter, Oksana Grigorieva recorded a solo album produced by Mel Gibson, where Mr. Gibson is also a co-author in Oksana's two songs. She also signed a contract with Mr. Gibson's production company, Icon Records, for making four of her songs into musical videos.

During the year 2009 and in the beginning of 2010, Oksana and Mel Gibson had several high profile appearances at various red carpet events in America and Europe, and their relationship looked beautiful. After their baby was born, they were seen happily traveling with the baby in Spain and France, visiting museums, such as the Louvre in Paris, and attending private receptions and opening parties promoting the latest movie starring Mel Gibson.

But something happened between Oksana and Mel in the early 2010. The two suddenly became bitter and hard on each other, revealing their previously hidden irreconcilable differences. They finally split up in April of 2010, and soon the lovely images of their happiness were replaced by their troubled voices from secretly taped phone calls. Eventually, their love game transformed into something else and fell in the hands of their lawyers, doctors and advisers whose crafty professions depend on milking the troubled rich and famous. Now the Russian pianist was at the center of a media storm over her relationship with the Lethal Weapon star. Her life became complicated with a custody battle over their child and a police investigation on the back of taped controversial heated conversations between her and "Mad Max".

Meanwhile, Oksana Grigorieva turned to another ex for support - James Bond star Timothy Dalton, who is the father of her son Alexander. In the summer of 2010 Mr. Dalton was seen stopping by her Sherman Oaks home, still owned by the Gibson's company. Oksana also received professional help from Svetlana Belyaeva, a famous Moscow University therapist.

As a loving mother of her children, Oksana Grigorieva says that she is looking forward to giving her daughter piano lessons, just like her own mother taught her years ago, when she was a child. She also gives music lessons to her teenage son, Alexander, who is an aspiring guitarist and songwriter.

Oksana Grigorieva supports the Chernobyl Foundation for Children. She donates to charities in Russia and Ukraine. In February of 2010 she co-sponsored a group of medical doctors from America and Europe that visited Ukraine and provided medical help to children with special needs. Her latest music album is dedicated to support children with genetic defects.

Oksana Grigorieva and her two children are residents of Los Angeles county, California.

IMDb Mini Biography By: Steve Shelokhonov


Trivia
She is a musician, signed to Mel Gibson's record label, Icon Records.

Has a son, Alexander, with Timothy Dalton. Alexander was born in London on August 7, 1997.

Her mother, Lyudmila Grigorieva-Chenukha, is a retired music teacher from Russia.

She and Mel Gibson became the parents of a girl, Lucia, on October 30, 2009 in Los Angeles.

Her father is Petr Chernukha. Her mother is Lyudmila Grigorieva-Chenukha. Both are Russian citizens living in Russia.

She worked as ad hoc interpreter for director Nikita Mikhalkov.

She had her appendix removed without anesthesia.

Was married and divorced in Russia before emigrating to UK.

Split from Mel Gibson [April 14, 2010].

1187 days ago
88.

Rockchick    

Hi all of my TMZ gang....Tim Dalton NEEDS to Man up and help sink Oinky for the sake of Alexander....She lied her ass off in England knowing that she could take the money and run....At least Mel is standing his ground for the sake of Lucia....Go Mel!

1187 days ago
89.

fuddyduddy    


Here is another comment from Ocean/Sweetheart and what I find interesting is that she knew before any of us did that OG yelled at Mel. Alan Neirob's declaration stated that he heard OG yelling at Mel. Now--we didn't see that declaratin until what---November or December 2010? But, Ocean/Sweetheart knew way back in February 2010.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Ocean
February 21, 2010
SHE IS SO FAKE AT LA CLUELESS, AND IMATIRE YET HSE IS YIELLIGN AT MEL GIBSON LAL THE TIME FIGHTING NON STOP AND CALING HIM A F******* JERK IN PIBLIC!

GUESS HOW SHE YIEL AT HIM AND WHAT SHE CALL HIM WHEN NOBODY IS WATCHING..

Read more: http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2010/02/mel_gibson_and_oksana_make_music_together.php#ixzz1BXYEVExi

1187 days ago
90.

Firefly    

FIREFLY...................... Where's my chunk of skanky's hair? I need it for framing with my favorite picture of her............ You know, the one where she's smiling wide for the dentist! I'll be hanging it up next to her picture with the orange jumpsuit (just as soon as those are released!)

Posted at 6:40 PM on Jan 19, 2011 by M. Gabrie

Hangs head in shame...
No I didn't find her! Someone must of tipped her off. Darn! If I hadn't wasted one whole night trying to get a rent a car from Shady-R-us I would of tracked her down. Sorry, forgive me?

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