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Sheen RIPS 'Men' Creator,

AA and Thomas Jefferson

2/24/2011 5:31 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen just launched a nuclear attack on live radio ... slamming "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre -- calling him a turd -- and went on to call Thomas Jefferson a "p***y."


Sheen unloaded while calling in to "The Alex Jones Show" and claimed he is 100% clean, saying, "Here's your first pee test, next one goes in your mouth. No, you won't get high."

During his rant Sheen compared himself to the Marlon Brando character in "Apocalypse Now" -- and hit just about everything and everyone:

-- He calls Lorre a turd, a clown, and says his real name is "Haim Levine"

-- Referring to his rehab stint, Sheen claims to have embarrassed Lorre "in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process." 

-- On Alcoholics Anonymous ... Sheen says it's a "bootleg cult" with a success rate of only 5%, while his is 100% and added, "Newsflash .. I am special and I will never be one of you."

-- After one rant the host, Alex Jones, tells Charlie he sounds like Thomas Jefferson. Charlie's response, "I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a p***y! But I dare anyone to debate me on things."

-- On his drug and alcohol issues, "I have a disease? Bulls**t! I cured it ... with my mind."

Yesterday Charlie flew to an island near the Bahamas with ex Brooke Mueller, Bree Olson, and Natalie Kenly. In the the interview Charlie says Brooke has bailed out ... saying, "Where there were 4 there are now 3. Goodbye Brooke. Good luck in your travels, you're going to need it. Badly."

There's more ... much more -- including sometime incomprehensible riffs about trolls, tattoos, F-18 fighter pilots, and Vatican assassins. 

For what it's worth ... Charlie also said he's ready to get back to work.


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charlie is 100% correct, the scoreboard doesn't are a loser.Not sure if whats wrong with him but he seems to have no self image other than he's king and all others are not worthy on his planet.CBS must be thrilled that he's a media giant

1306 days ago


Oh Wow, Charlie. What did you do? It's over. Might as well make the Bahamas your permanent home and just stay there, swim and fish and do whatever it is you do.

1306 days ago


he has lost his mind!

1306 days ago


Hey Now: He does not have a mental illness. He's just a POS.

1306 days ago


He's one angry dude. He doesn't even seem sober in this interview - seems hopped up on something.

Whatever the case-- sober or doped up-- he's an angry fellow.

1306 days ago


TMZ you left out the part when he says BROOKE left the "group" and "good luck to her she's gonna need it" HE IS F*CKING FREAK.

Hope CBS realizes NO ONE wants to watch this EVOLVED dumb a$$ again and gets smart...dumps him from the show and move on.

How much longer are these Hollywood toadies going to take this SH*T from CHUCKLES THE CLOWN? Wow, how do they look themselves in the mirror knowing this guy is on the radio trashing them?.

1306 days ago


What an ungreatful turd.
Boycott his shows

1306 days ago

Green Eyes    

STFU already Sheen. You clearly still have MAJOR issues, sober or not. I wish someone would put him back to work though to keep him busy enough that he stops calling into radio and TMZ shows!

1306 days ago

Joe Smo    

Geez Charlie. You need to brush these people off and show some humility. You aren't a god. Just an over paid make believe artist.

1306 days ago


I think Charlie and Lindsey Lohan should just hook up and get it over with. They are both off their rockers and living in completely delusional worlds of self gratification. Was nice while it lasted Charlie..... too bad your mind is gone.

1306 days ago


I hear Vegas is a buzz about who is going to OD first Charlie or Lohan! At this rate its a tie. Both are out of control and beyond help. I frankly don't give a dam anymore.

1306 days ago


Just one more liberal melting down! Can we send him and Obamao to Venezuela for a love fest with Chavez. They all have so much in common, including mental illness!

1306 days ago


Alex calling him Thomas Jefferson is probably the worst comment yet.

1306 days ago


CHARLIE IS THE MAN!!!! Tell them how it is CHARLIE!!!! F#&K these CLOWNS!!!!!

1306 days ago


yep, he's a DEMOCRAT! - Obama Supporter AND 9/11 conspiracy theories.

Says it all.

Sad part: Father of 5 children, four of them under the age of 12.

1306 days ago
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