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Lindsay Lohan -- I'm NOT Doing a Sex Book!

3/2/2011 8:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan is blasting reports that she's agreed to strip down to her birthday suit for a full-frontal photo spread in a "sex book" ... calling the whole idea "gross."

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TMZ has learned ... Lohan is telling friends she would "never do a sex book" ... despite reports that she signed a multi-million dollar deal to pose with James Franco in a series of "graphic" photos for a Madonna-esque book with photographer Terry Richardson.

However, we've learned Lohan HAS agreed to a milder photo shoot with Richardson ... in a book about the "glamor and history" of Hollywood.

No word if Franco is involved in that shoot ... but it's probably a better career move than hosting the Oscars.

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It's Nikki Bitches     

@ spot I pissed my self laughing, that was awesome!

1331 days ago
227.

It's Nikki Bitches     

@dreamon Get well soon :)

1331 days ago
228.

LieHoShouldBeInJail    

@Davey Boy

I'll save you any further trouble. Some threads back, SB threatened themare that if she were on LL's jury and voted her guilty, he would find her and come after her.
It sounded like a threat both to themare and to all potential jurors everywhere.
What was hypocritical was then he later posted that he would automatically vote to acquit.

Too bad Long Island Business News has archived their article on LL dated 2/4/11. Only the first paragraph is now available to non-subscribers.

It tells quite clearly how a mainstream, respected LI paper feels about Lindsay, and it isn't pretty.

1331 days ago
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Every time she wants to use the toilet in jail she will have to pull the jump suit down to her ankles and sit on a steel toilet with no seat! You can bet the guards will just happen to be passing by to enjoy the view. Jail food comes out HARD! so her moans and farts will be another part of the show.


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if she's talented, or curious, maybe some one there will teach her how to pee without taking off her panties or actually sitting on the toilet.

1331 days ago
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CN    

Oh, yeah! Somebody said if they were questioned for jury duty they would say they'd never heard of LL so he/she could get on the jury and give Linds her just rewards. SB then said if he found out who they were, and found LL guilty, he'd "hunt them down."

Don't know how he'd do that, but the OP was apparently more than a little disturbed by it.

Geez... I could actually be using the storage space in my brain for something useful, but no...

1331 days ago
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CN    

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Funny thing about John Smith and Tony Baja ----
John Smith seemed to immediately cotton to TB (what a set of initials for this jerkoff) and share, somewhat, "inappropriately", and without provocation or asking, or stuff, how we all though JS was Mikey, Ali, etc.... all the lohans and how he wouldn't be surprised if we called him Dina next (even though on the first time he said this, I infmd him he wasn't IMO Dina, due to Dina's dislike for him).
Also TB has this thing that regardless of what he says about himself, carries a certain long island charm seen in some males (like mikey, and joey buttafucco) whereby they get all macho in your face over non threatening things and start posturing threateningly. TB has a lot of that. Seems to me he may be on the sullivan side of the trollhans. Heavy drinking in the family can lead to this sort of thing.

Posted at 12:14 PM on Mar 2, 2011 by ---

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Well done!

1331 days ago
232.

lou    

CN, that's right! Now I do recall! Your recollection is spot on.

I have to say, SB's reaction definitely makes me think that he could be ML. Who else would have THAT much invested in how LL does at her trial?

What a creepy fecker SB is. But that WOULD be in keeping with ML's physically abusive side.

1331 days ago
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lou    

Also TB has this thing that regardless of what he says about himself, carries a certain long island charm seen in some males (like mikey, and joey buttafucco) whereby they get all macho in your face over non threatening things and start posturing threateningly. TB has a lot of that.


Absolutely! He started going off on a few trolls for reasons that I couldn't begin to fathom, but I was in pain last night so my mind was kind of fuzzy, as some of my later posts will attest. I just found him to be extremely weird and unlikeable. Bloviating about his supposed knowledge of the law one minute, claiming to be a lawyer, then getting all trashing and violent the next minute.


Seems to me he may be on the sullivan side of the trollhans. Heavy drinking in the family can lead to this sort of thing.

Posted at 12:14 PM on Mar 2, 2011 by ---


Someone said that he posts elsewhere on the TMZ board, so maybe he's just a really weird creep who happens to show up here from time to time. Although I could see someone from Dina's family having that sort of "finesse" when dealing with people. Kinda like the lowest level of mobsters with limited intelligence and ability, who are always threatening to break your legs for no good reason.

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A little time capsule that is somewhat apropos here:
last april, when LL did that gun spread, where photos showed her on the floor, sprawled out in her underwear, covered in blood, etc. - someone had the nerve to call it soft core porn and LL tweeted (in outrage or disdain) "It's not softcore porn hunny, it's called ART."

Guess why she would call this Sex Book not a sex book, To her it's ART

1331 days ago
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lou    

I found the Long Island Business News' article about Lilo:

Commentary: Lindsay Lohan does something dumb again
Long Island Business News, Feb 4, 2011

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Lindsay Lohan is in the news again for something else that will likely land her in prison for an abbreviated sentence. Trust us, we're as surprised as you are.

Long Island's favorite (sarcasm) daughter apparently walked out of a Los Angeles jewelry store with a necklace worth $2,500. Add kleptomaniac to the long list of adjectives to lovingly describe Lohan.

Her defense? She was only borrowing it and her stylist forgot to return it in a timely manner. Unless this strong alibi is somehow proven true, add pathological liar to that list as well.

The former Disney movie star turned celebrity junkie has had more run-ins with the law in the last few years than ... we can't even think of anything clever, that's how many she's had.

Is it possible to revoke someone's birthplace? We stood by her when she first went crazy, but seriously, enough is enough.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTpTlgoHhhI
Copyright 2011 Dolan Media Newswires

Guess that does tell us how LI feels about Lilo.

1331 days ago
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CN    

Now that you mention that, wasn't there some photo taken by a friend at a party where she was holding a huge butcher knife to her neck? That's just weird. I've never held a butcher knife to my neck - or anyone elses.

A photo (thought) like that might indicate things weren't going too well for LL at that time.

1331 days ago
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Davey Boy    

OK. Thanks everyone for the clarification on Sitting BS's posturing. Guess Tony Baja got tired of that persona and then signed in as his usual "Red Cloud" toilet paper.

1331 days ago
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Thanks, lou, for looking that up
LI -
what sentiment for your (cough, cough) hometown fav!

1331 days ago
239.

It's Nikki Bitches     

Money Hungry Lohans at it AGAIN

Douche Bag Daddy is on ROL saying hes going on Celebrity Rehab

You know hes doing it for the money

1331 days ago
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Unfortunately, Celebrity Rehab doesn't work as a cure for douchebaggery

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