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Charlie Sheen Offends The Warlocks

3/2/2011 4:55 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

A coven of real-life warlocks are BOILING at Charlie Sheen -- claiming the actor's constant use of the W-word is disrespectful to the entire male-witch community ... TMZ has learned.

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After Sheen declared himself a "Vatican assassin warlock" during a radio interview last week ... an actual, practicing warlock from Salem's Coven of the Raven Moon in Salem, Massachusetts told us he's "fuming" over the statement because it's a "blatant offense against our ways."

The warlock -- named Christian Day (pictured above) -- tells us he plans to take action against the actor ... not legal action -- but magical action.

Day explains, "I am going to magically bind Mr. Sheen, not to harm him, but to simply prevent him from using this word in such a negative manner in the future."

Day continues, "If Mr. Sheen is open to it, our coven would be willing to perform a cleansing on both him, his home, and his career."

So far, no word if Charlie will accept the offer.


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majordude    

Okay, now I am CONVINCED that this is a WWE stunt that will end with Charlie and the Warlock settling it in a steel cage match at Wrestlemania XXVII!

1310 days ago
122.

terp0709    

and idiot begat idiot, and it was good.

1310 days ago
123.

Terry Funk    

LOL never seen a G A Y warlock before LOL HEEEEYYYYYYYYYY

1310 days ago
124.

paigehop    

Well, o-kay then! ROFL!

1310 days ago
125.

Lee    

Now I hope Charlie uses the word "Warlock" in as degrading a manner as possible over and over, just to spite this glorified World of Warcraft nerd.

1310 days ago
126.

sPaNkDeNALgAs    

I REMEMBER THIS GUY FROM "GHOST ADVENTURES" EPISODE

1310 days ago
127.

Cherylana    

You know, a lot of people get offended when you jest about their religious beliefs. Don't believe me? Ask any republican.....

1310 days ago
128.

mo    

Oh man ... he was on an episode of Bull**** with Penn and Teller ... lol ... just watched it last night .....

1310 days ago
129.

jim    

Hey Charlie! Since your such a bad-ass why don't you loose the body guards next time you hit the clubs. Winning!

Posted at 1:34 PM on Mar 2, 2011 by dadichris


Simple...to keep people such as yourself away from him.

1310 days ago
130.

rini6    

Hilarious.

This is so precious!!!!

1310 days ago
131.

Carl    

I'm a big fan of Dungeons and Dragons, and love video games set in Fantasy settings... but I understand where the games stop and real life begins. Guys like that give the rest of us a bad name, since other people think if you like D&D you must be like that dude.

1310 days ago
132.

Rolex sucks    

Hey Charlie! Since your such a bad-ass why don't you loose the body guards next time you hit the clubs. Winning!

Posted at 1:34 PM on Mar 2, 2011 by dadichris


Simple...to keep people such as yourself away from him.


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OMFG The anti-charlie trolls are literally having their arses handed to them!

1310 days ago
133.

Gigi    

Rolex Sucks/Jake/aka Crackie....no one wants to "get with you", you are a walking disease buddy...I told you, go back and take your meds like a good boy

1310 days ago
134.

croc    

and the warlock's name is christian? too funny.

1310 days ago
135.

Wayniac917    

and people care about the warlock community because???

1310 days ago
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